Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid.
(This vid is very NSFW, btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20h-PJPMap4
But the squirrels like it…
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Ringo
I’ve told this story to some of you privately, but I still think it’s funny. So Imma tell it again here publicly.
My pair of ducks are no longer with us. This is them. Or….WAS them…
Those ducks loved me. Mostly because I fed them twice daily. Unfortunately, the male was small and sickly from the jump. It’s actually kind of surprising he lived as long as he did.
A few weeks ago, I found him dead, near the water’s edge, with the female there by his side grieving. Assuming ducks can actually grieve. I honestly don’t know if they can, but she followed me as I removed the male’s body and disposed of it. And then she stuck close to the house for several days, quacking her little ass off at me.
I knew his demise meant she’d also soon go away to find a new mate, which apparently she now has. I haven’t seen her now for a few weeks.
But while I raised them, and while I was feeding them regularly, the local squirrel population got wise to the feeding schedule, and began also showing up regularly to get their share. One of those squirrels has a tail which has a very distinct ringed pattern. So, of course I named him “Ringo”.
Well, since the ducks went bye bye, I’ve still been getting the sad “we’re hungry” eyes from all of the squirrels, so I’ve continued to feed them. Yes, I’m a sucker.
Anywhoooooo…..
Ringo disappeared for a couple of weeks recently. And I more or less thought he was goner as well. But he showed back up a few days ago with a giant (and almost fully healed) scar across his back. I don’t know the particulars of the incident which caused this wound, of course. But he’s a tough little shit, apparently.
And his name is now Ringo Scarr.
Oh come on!!!!!! It’s funny, dammit!!!!!!!
Ah, to be sixteen again, huh?
Also, is Ringo Starr a pedophile or what?????????
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I Gotta Go Buy A New Leaf Blower I Guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPg63uxYwN0
Some of you might recall that back when the summer solstice hit, I wrote a post featuring Summer Glau…
So you should not be terribly surprised now, since tomorrow is the the autumnal equinox, the first day of Autumn sooooo….well…. yeah…
Autumn Reeser week evahbodeh!!!!!!
Oh Crap, she gon’ shoot me with a flare gun. I hope the leaves don’t catch fire.
Enjoy…
I know that beach. Never seen her there, however. So, now I’m sad.
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Equinox Time Fo’ Da Ladies!!!!
(see what I did there?)
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut6yOjKoEUQ
camera test, just now
We tried a few colored gels and an additional light. From the right is an L.E.D bank pointed at a hot-press bounce. Smaller L.E.D bank to the left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kHleNYIDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9yTqFWxHpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnj1zshmTE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Qnlu9Nfj8&feature=youtu.be
camera test, just now
https://vimeo.com/291239759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s
Senor Weaselo asked for some robots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HLF9a1UF6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzpJglb4Qio
camera test, yesterday
https://vimeo.com/291236326
Great success. But you should have tailgated the ambulance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k6XcCRQmHU
Camera test, tonight
https://vimeo.com/manage/291233682/embed
Polka dot lady is going to party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-5zBjEIDM
I’d Polka her
I actually have a polka dot related photo taken by me personally.
But I can’t show it.
I’d get in a lot of fucking trouble.
But it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Oh well. Imma go jerk off now.
This is a safe space. Share with the group.
Nope, not in this case.
Can’t do it. And you know enough to know why.
But it was a fun day. Last really good day we really had together.
Too bad.
But green with white polka dots is not as nauseating as you might think. Well, if it’s being worn by the right girl.
/Sighs heavily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT4A3rttrs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
Thanks for making me cry. Asshole. I really appreciate that.
But it’s not easy to let it go when the person who claimed to be your soulmate, and has sworn she would be, decided to not be. For no apparent reason. Other than convenience.
But I’m still trying to let it go.
Imma shut up now.
But it does suck ass.
Chin up. You have a polka dot dress story. That’s better than not having one.
I’m fine. Just wish the girl in the green dress with the white polka dots had actually been who she told me she was.
Meh, it happens.
It really is a very lovely photo. But for obvious reasons, I’m not going to share it publicly.
Why? It sounds like a great photo you’re proud of. Does it violate DFO nudity rules?
No. it’s actually quite a lovely photo. As is the girl in it. Regardless of how things ended for us.
But it is a photo which features one of our other commentists.
Sorry, I thought you knew.
No, not at all! How would I know? Tell me!
No. Not here.
Why? It sounds like a good story. I wanna hear it. Who was the other person?
Email, Brick.
Nah. Tell it here, to the world. Liberate yourself. Own it. Make it yours. Be succinct.
No, can’t do it. I don’t need to be liberated.
And pathetically, I still care too much about the person to intentionally hurt her.
I don’t need liberation.
Bullshit. I’ve been there. You’re not hurting anyone. Tell the story, and make it funny. Seriously. But tell it here. Shit, maybe only five people will actually read it. Fuck ’em.
Brick, I’d love to unload this publicly.
And it would be deserved, trust me.
But no, can’t.
yeah but you mention it publicly but then say you can’t talk about it. Just tell it. Jump into the cold pool.
You’re right. I should never have brought it up.
Please just let it drop.
nm
this is a great video
I’m not sure if it’s live, but I’m transfixed watching West Coast absolutely destroying Melbourne in the AFL Preliminary Final.
It’s live. It’s the Demons that are dead.
One ticket left!
I assume they’ll just go down on game day
I dunno, that’s dirt cheap.
Yeah, but what about the tickets?
Quick question.
What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?
Check my phone like a rat pressing a bar for a pellet.
Contemplate the meaninglessness of existence?
Fantasize about Yeah Right and then masturbate furiously.
The correct answer is brush your teeth.
Sheesh!
The Perth crowd is LOUD.
West Coast – Melbourne just started!
Ooh, I’m awake! Guess I should leave this diner and go home to watch.
Or watch it on your phone and annoy the family in the next booth.
Which of you went to UCLA?
They turned me down.
Assholes.
So did USC.
Dicks.
Also CalTech.
Jerks.
Balls.
I think Balls is a Bruin. Funny, he doesn’t look Asian.
Right?
Remember, it’s University of Caucasians Lost among Asians.
/really wishes he grew up on SoCal
Well, kinda…
As long as the cops don’t see my drivers license, I’m good.
Hehehehe
Me!
“It fills in all the holes, and then it gets really frickin’ hard.”
And that’s why Joel McHale made jokes about “Gold Rush”!
Also, current mood (h/t to whomever introduced me to Alestorm on request line, probably RTD)
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=PVu4UR5Zarw
was me!
Just saw Brick’s post about the RAMMIT tickets. $30? Very tempting. Any of you SoCal DFOers want to make a pilgrimage?
The bigger attraction is the new Food Hall next to the stadium.
Unfortunately, my Sunday afternoon is booked as I’ve got family commitments. Otherwise, i’d join you.
I’ll be at my secret society annual meeting tomorrow. It’s on Sepulveda. The handshake secret is to fold back the middle finger and tap thrice with the thumb. I guess I shouldn’t have told you that either.
Now I just have to drive up and down Sepulveda until I see a gaggle of secretive looking people
It starts in San Fernando and ends in Wilmington I think.
See you there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ipidE0lNE
…But I’m not a rapper.
@duke
Finally left work, took care of some stupid shit, and brought my laptop to a diner in Santa Monica. Now I want out of the social contract based on the family of five that sat down at the booth adjacent to mine (despite this place being 80% empty). People are the worst.
I read this as “bought my laptop dinner” and was very confused.
I never even saw Her
Time to start playing the real nasty porn at full volume.
It has been one of those nights…
I am not proud of myself…
The dog thinks all this is normal.
He’s seen worse.
As long as you didn’t get all face-happy with the tats, you’ll be fine.
Remember – Aaron Rodgers was there between Olivia and Danica.
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2 years ago, Metallica came out with a new album. I just heard it for the first time 2-3 months ago. It’s pretty awesome.
Anyway, this song is going to be in WWE 2K19. Too bad the gameplay for the WWE games is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap21PZzmI8o
That was the heaviest cut on that record. I actually went to a midnight sale at a record store for that album. They’re one of the last bands left I’ll still do that for.
I love that Oregon’s biggest problem with marijuana is that the state has too much of it, but can’t ship it out of state because an evil Keebler Elf is the motherfucking AG.
He hasn’t done the “weed state crackdown” he promised, but methinks that is mostly to spite Herr Fuhrer
True. Idk
I thought Oregon’s biggest problem was racism.
That’s still its biggest overall problem.
If nothing else, watch the start of this for an entire bar full of #ThePauls supporters drunkenly belting out “We Are the Champions” after beating the Jest to go to 1-1-1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI3NbSJGFKQ
sees twbs post “Summer” Glau and “Autumn” Reeser
So….. does this mean we can look forward to a post on December 21st about ariel winter?
The censors better watch out for the post about Spring Thomas.
If I were smarter, I’d make a Vernal quip that didn’t reference Vern Troyer.
https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/photo-gallery/34969115/image/34969204/fun-weird-people/amp
That was the only good thing about New Mexico.
Utah is beer only.
Edited because I actually read the fine print. They’re going to have to start selling stronger beer in the grocery store here soon, because they’re about to quit making 3.2%.
Me: There are way too many dumb theories online that state there’s a Reptilian conspiracy theory, in that US politicians’ bodies have been taken over by–
Universe: O’RLY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU
Reptilians would be infinitely preferable.
I’m not trying to poke fun, but dang if your duck story didn’t give me a flashback to a certain pilot episode about another east coaster with an affinity for waterfowl.
I really do miss my ducks.
But Tony Soprano in a robe is almost as good.
I recall on one weblog, somebody’s handle was No Ducks For Chalky White which always made me laugh quite heartily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zweq4ZabNd8
What about equal time for robots?
Damn, they look weirder and weirder.
I feel bad for not keeping up on your summaries. I used to love this show, but I cant find the time for it (going 7 months without cable royally screwed up my TV viewing habits)
Why does flippy bot have a rake?
That’s for the drones.
..
Alright, time to see if battlebots is on demand.
Fucking drones.
Senor, you ever do any sort of write up on battle bots before the reboot?
You mean, when I was like 10? I didn’t.
Okay.
I remember watching bronco fight tombstone and realizing the guy who made bronco also made toro.
Gave me flashbacks
Toro AND T-Minus!
The best part: it WORKED. Also it’s a spinner bot.
I love spinners!
I know! That was wild.
Just image the other guys’ reaction. You researched the design. You spend countless time and money putting your design into an working, tangible working machine.
Your plan gets ruined by something that was bought at WalMart for about $12.
Rebuttal: Drones are useless.
(channel change) (Democratic candidate commercial)
“…my opponent doesn’t represent the views of the American people.”
(channel change) (Republican candidate commercial)
“…my opponent doesn’t represent the views of the American people.”
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
At one point will the American people will snap and just start attacking the political elite?
It feels like it’s about 25 years away
Never.
Americans are too stupid and lazy.
Cattle. Except that’s insulting to the intelligence and initiative of the bovine.
The Second Revolutionary War?
Again, too lazy.
Even scarier? What if the chucklefucks really DO represent the American people, and rather well?
Humanity needs to just die out already, leave the planet to the cats.
There’s no question of “If?” in my mind and experience. They do.