Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – End of Regular Season

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t.

As promised,  I’m keeping track of what I say week to week so you can call me out on any bullshit you may see. TODAY,  I’ll recap and highlight in BOLD any regular season finish predictions I got right. In the next few weeks, I will continue making playoff predictions so you may mock me for my crystal balls being cloudy.

Speaking of, how hot is the Bud Light Crystal Ball Lady?

She’s Oracle Susana and the way she speaks Spanish….yum.

Without further ado, TO THE STANDINGS!

AFC

The Steelers won, but the Ravens barely hung on to beat the Browns and so the Ravens took the division.   Truth is that a team that loses games it shouldn’t lose deserves to be watching TV in January. In Spanish, the rough equivalent is, “El que perdona, pierde.”

Blaine Gabbert gabberted all over the TITS’ chances to win in the fourth quarter and just like that, the TITS and Steelers were eliminated and the field was set.

Here is how the teams actually finished:

1. Kansas City
2. New England
3. Houston
4. Baltimore
5. San Diego
6. Indianapolis

 Here is the comparison to previous weeks:

It looks like I finally got things completely right at the very end although I did have the top two set from Week 11. I also had the Clippers in the 5 spot since Week 11 and the Texans in the 3 spot since Week 12. Not too bad.

AFC Playoffs

Like U2 said, nothing changes on New Year’s Day:

NFC

The NFC finished exactly as I’d predicted since Week 14 even though it took a Week 17 Minnesota loss and Philadelphia win to make that happen. Hell, I had the Eagles in the playoffs all the way back in Week 13! I should get some credit for making that call.

Only the flip flop at the #1 seed prevented me from having the entire field in the correct order since Week 13. As it is, I did have the right teams in. What can I say, nobody’s perfect.

Here is how the teams actually finished:

1. Saints
2. Rams
3. Bears
4. Cowboys
5. Seahawks
6. Eagles

Here is the comparison to previous weeks:

NFC Playoffs

Similar to the AFC, I’m sticking with what I’ve been predicting the last two weeks:

I still say that the NFC Championship will be the real Super Bowl as the winner will handle New England in The Asshole.

Superb Owl

Saints beat New England.

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 Go ahead and tell me I’m stupid! You know you love to!