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Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.
Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
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Strong Taek here. Why do Americans all of a sudden care about people from France. They somehow hated us for saving them from Germans taking over their country. Fuck them
I hope you are kidding (strong taek); if not, that is the most profoundly ignorant and shitty minded comments I have ever seen on this site.
Google works in mysterious ways when you look for a Jackie Denardo pic. Sweet Dee dancing instead.
So I nodded out during the late game. I am going with good move even though it was a one score game. I ended up laying 53% off my bed and my back feels good for once. Just watched the end of this weeks Doctor Who after trying twice before. Holy shit is that episode just shit on retreaded shit.
Have you tried the Novocaine-free dentistry?
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Nothing like a blonde noshing a churro.
Your local news, sports and weather is next:
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Storm brewing in my pants.
Turns out it was just a sprinkle.
Florio is someone who’d I like to hear about being dead.
ARI put away the division!
But don’t sleep on the Rams’ playoff run!
Donald Sutherland and Elliott Gould should do another movie together. Maybe about a priest and a rabbi turning tricks to finance a softball league for inner city transgender atheists.
We’ll call it “Bruce’s Song”.
we’ll never forget you, mate clekeblan
Stanton is a FA after this year. We need to lock him up for another three years of dancing.
CHICAGO RECTUM DISIMPACTION
I’ve always had trouble fitting the word “prolapse” into polite conversation.
Great game, shit Sunday.
Sleep well, everybody, and have a great Monday.
Nite camper!
I hate football.
Looking forward to Insta-Hippo in the am.
Fitty say GOONIGHT
“I can’t live with losing by 3. I can live with losing by 7.”
-Pete Carroll
So Cris, what you’re telling me is that in order to win they have to score more points than the other team?
Got it….thanks.
Is there a time limit of reaching this goal?
Eh, with these refs…who knows.
Good catch and run from blocking tight end Jimmy Graham.
He’s great in the paint!
Anyone else notuced Pete Carroll throwing his gum in disgust towards the crowd?
“Put this on your wall, you filthy beasts.”
When you said “gum” and “disgust” I thought you were talking about Terrell Suggs.
Peyton Manning went for –25.67 in the insanity league.
I feel like someone’s inclined to say “Only?”
Seems a little friendly to Peytron.
Refs be like, “See? We called it fair!”
Is “The Affair” what they renamed “The Slap” or what?
After this game can we refer to Seattle fans as the Legion of Gloom?
BACK TO BACK CARDS SNF WOO
Cards fans are actually pissed we don’t have a TNF color rush game this week.
Yeah, they want 4 days of recovery from SEA.
MORE LIKE THE LEGION OF BUST, AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS
I truly believe the D gets a lead, sees how bad their O is, and then just gives up.
Because that was the Cards with Lindley last year.
Finally the Final Act.
Nice fanny pack, Stanton.
HAHAHA
THE CROWD LEADS THE LEAGUE IN SILENCE
Holy shit! A draw play worked!
It’s a copycat league. Get ready for excitement as both coaches insert this in their TNF game plans.
oh YES
I dated a redhead once. All I can say is all the rumors are true.
I was married to one for 12 years.
Probably not going back to that well.
I dated one off and on for two years in high school. SAME.
A mob of them drug from your house in the night, locked in a cage suspended from the ceiling of room filled with lava pits, and demanded an ethnic cleansing of all non-Gingers?
This is not so much a rumor as a matter of public record.
Jet sweep to JJ Nelson who dives into the end zone holding his crotch….Jet sweep to JJ Nelson who dives into the end zone holding his crotch….
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(Not really, just an excuse to post the GIF)
I feel like the Cardinals running backs are playing a game where inside the hash marks is hot lava.
Us waiting for the TV generation to die must have been like them waiting for the radio generation waiting for the magazine generation waiting for the newspaper generation waiting for the pamphlet generation waiting for the hieroglyph generation waiting for the oral tradition generation to die.
So Larry Fitzgerald, but I wonder if Gerald Fitzlarry?
Lawrence v. Texas says we’re not allowed to officially inquire about that.
Palmer has done a great job taking down the play clock. I wish Tom let Eli stay up this late to study Palmer.
Carson Palmer just got credit for allowing time to pass.
Andy Reid will post a comment complaining — but not for another hour or so.
Tick tock, Clarice.
INT. HOSPITAL — NIGHT
Nurse: Mr. Iupati?
Iupati: It’s okay, just bring me the bedpan.
I’ve been holding onto this one all night waiting to hear he’s okay.
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