NFL News:
- Apparently, Todd Gurley passed his physical with the Falcons.
- He signed with them a couple of months back, but had to wait until this week to take his tests due to Corona restrictions.
- It is a one-year contract that includes a $2 million signing bonus, $3.5 million fully guaranteed base salary and $500,000 in incentives.
- He’s still involved in a grievance with the Rams about unpaid roster guarantees from his previous contract.
- That would actually give him an additional $5 million.
- He signed with them a couple of months back, but had to wait until this week to take his tests due to Corona restrictions.
- The Jets offense is getting together in Florida to work out.
- It will take place at the Bommarito Performance System in Aventura, Florida, where Le’Veon Bell, Breshad Perriman and Frank Gore train in the offseason.
- The attraction to the site is that it is a fully lined NFL field and they will be able to conduct workouts in a private setting.
- It’s a 20-acre complex that includes a chef, a smoothie and juice bar, and recovery facilities.
Today in “The NFL Relates to its Players”:
- George Floyd’s funeral was in Houston today, so the Texans didn’t plan any events so players would be able to attend.
- Helpfully pointing out only the white attendees, PFT notes that Bill O’Brien & JJ Watt headlined the Texans that attended the service.
- Bill Belichick had Rahsaan Hall, director of the racial justice program at the ACLU of Massachusetts, address the team over Zoom for an hour last Friday.
- This is the second consecutive year Grumblelord has had Hall address the team, as he feels it is essential to helping educate the players, especially the rookies, about their role model status in society.
- DeAndre Hopkins & DeShaun Watson headline a contingent asking Clemson to change names on the campus.
- The main request is that the school change the name of the school’s Calhoun Honors College, named after former VP John C. Calhoun (1825-32).
- The Clemson campus is built on the site of Calhoun’s Fort Hill Plantation, where, according to his bio on the school’s website, he enslaved 70-80 African Americans.
- During his time in office, he argued in favour of slavery when he was J.Q. Adams’ VP, trying to provide southern balance in a northern Administration.
- After resigning as Jackson’s VP in 1832, he sat in the Senate for two terms as an elected SC representative.
- He resigned months before Martin Van Buren would have been sworn in, as a protest over states’ rights.
- In 1837 he published a treatise where he called slavery a “positive good”.
- In 1844, President John Tyler named Calhoun Secretary of State.
- He leveraged his post to secure the admission of Texas into the Union as a slave state.
- Calhoun’s son-in-law was Thomas Green Clemson, founder of the university.
- Fun fact about John C. Calhoun: he was the first VP to resign. Granted, as stated, he jumped before he was pushed, and to make a point about states’ rights. Specifically, about slavery. But no one else had dropped the job until Spiro Agnew in 1973. Mind you, Agnew only cheated on his taxes, so…
- The Clemson campus is built on the site of Calhoun’s Fort Hill Plantation, where, according to his bio on the school’s website, he enslaved 70-80 African Americans.
- Hopkins says this is why he never mentions Clemson during his TV introductions, preferring instead to use his elementary or high school.
- He published an Instagram post outlining his beliefs, which you definitely should not read the comments about.
- The main request is that the school change the name of the school’s Calhoun Honors College, named after former VP John C. Calhoun (1825-32).
https://www.instagram.com/p/CBMCxaFlpQD/?utm_source=ig_embed
Beerguyrob special request:
BeerBrother turns 50 this year, and I want to get him a special bourbon or American whiskey to commemorate both that & his one-year anniversary of becoming an American citizen.
I was supposed to attend a bourbon tasting back in Seattle back in May, but it was cancelled due to the ‘rona. This was where I was going to make my decision.
Advice would be greatly appreciated. Back in January he broke out a bottle of Pappy & let me tell you how smooth that was. I thought I was Jack Donaghy for a minute.
Anyway, I thank you in advance for your suggestions, which I will tally in the AM.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Top Rank Boxing on ESPN:
- Stevenson-Caraballo (super featherweights) – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Shakur Stevenson (13-0, 7 KOs) vs. Felix Caraballo (13-1-2, 9 KOs) in a super-featherweight bout in Las Vegas.
- FYI – “featherweight” is at or under 126 pounds.
- Shakur Stevenson (13-0, 7 KOs) vs. Felix Caraballo (13-1-2, 9 KOs) in a super-featherweight bout in Las Vegas.
- Stevenson-Caraballo (super featherweights) – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Korea Baseball Organization:
- Doosan Bears at NC Dinos – 2:00 AM | ESPN2
Everything else is crap.
Except for the Bill & Ted Face The Music trailer, which dropped today.
Righteous.
https://vimeo.com/399771533
Now I am am am hammered. Brick Meathook is “under the influence,” typing this as I drive at excess speed down all the Freeways of Los Angeles. When you need me, I’ll be there. God Bless You, boys . . .
https://vimeo.com/341216783
Retirement home for former website.
Thank you to everyone for your suggestions.
I’m sure my Colorado products recommendation was as helpful as an Astrotruck.
And the landlord owns the Meth lab, and he’s also their boss at work.
Maybe not for my brother, but for a future road trip for certain.
And for tank armor supplements.
https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2-usa-improvised-armor-on-m4-shermans-in-the-pto/
http://www.theshermantank.com/category/add-on-armor/
http://www.historyofwar.org/articles/weapons_medium_tank_M4A4_sherman_V.html
Not gonna lie, I’m drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ErkeFA-QWk&feature=emb_logo
Me too; arguing for the sake of arguing.
I’ll rain it in.
Anytime between 10am and midnight I can’t see why this shouldn’t be true.
Discovered the shit out of that lake
Right off S. Davis Ave.?
This is an example of using the crosswalk properly.
It’s been interesting reading about the Crossfit empire going up in smoke.
So many BROS saying, “BRO!” today.
I am willing to bet that we will still have to hear about people’s workout in excruciating detail. When you are more sore from listening than you would be from the actual workout routine.
Gotta love the RAF painting targets on their planes.
The Germans had crosshairs.
I can’t find it on the interwebs, but I was reading about the US tankers painting over the stars because they were so visible they made great targets.
They did. They also welded steel plate over the hull star because it was weakly armored, and tack welded length of tank tread over the nose for the same reason.
These guys are British
Spare tracks and guide wheels, you need a different picture for extra steel welded to the outside.
Look on the side of the hull. That’s a really common add-on in pictures of Shermans.
No, that was a factory fix for a design flaw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACqzevjK2DQ
For anybody else; this guy is great if you would like to go way down the rabbit hole of tank design and use. Knowing this stuff will get you laid GUARANTEED.
You’re the one who asked, Moose. You’re welcome.
OH REAAAALLLLY??!?
By ‘this guy’, I mean the Inside the Chieftain’s Hatch series. Great stuff.
oh i see
You’ll take credit for anything.
i have a victim complex
Actually putting on the spare tracks.
Like a flat tire, just different.
OH REAAAAALLLLY!??!?
Oh yes, really. That’s what you asked, right?
Spare tracks and guide wheels, you need a different picture for extra steel welded to the outside.
nah this one’s just funny. these guys are taking no chances, and i don’t blame them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGFCt-oHC0
I’m not surprised you would get your history information thusly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cL-h3Pj1o
It sort of serves both purposes, they lose tracks all the time and they need replaced. Below is an example of field installed plates.
See the video above; this is at the factory and was extra appliqué armor over where the ammunition was storage compartments.
I don’t think any of this is true:
Your thesis on the usefulness of unicorns has relevance.
No that wasn’t me Moose. I don’t anything about unicorns, except that they have one horn, like a Narwhal. I do know that the USS Narwhal SSN-671 had a very unique engineering plant design that included natural circulation of the primary loop and scoop seawater injection that made her very very quiet. When we lost our very expensive MOSS torpedo the Narwhal was returning from a long deployment and was one day from home when she had to turn around and help us find it and boy did we never hear the end of that.
Here is an after factory ad-on like breast augmentation:
http://www.theshermantank.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/M4AE2-SHERMAN-JUMBO.jpg
Effective, but now the engine is under-powered for the weight.
In action:
These guys should have used it.
That’s enough track to get to Berlin, but somebody beat them to it. Like I said below; it served both purposes; spare parts and if it takes an edge off a shell so much the better.
No, they were there to take the edge off a shell and if they needed a spare part they’d call battalion maintenance.
No, they couldn’t wait for that shit.
I will certainly concede that those occupants had the extra protection as a priority.
For this example I will admit defeat and will not comment when you brag about what’s on your bookshelf next time.
I welcome your comments on my bookshelf, Moose
This one has extra field plate armor AND boxing gloves:
You should have used this one:
That is definitely more than spare.
This was taken in Amsterdam where, from what I hear you need extra protection war or peace time.
Use what you got:
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3188024cd9e7d300a083f102ebed7d7b-c
Here; you shoulda used this one too:
https://imgur.com/0kQM0em
Here is the BDSM version:
That’s just S&M.
S&M by itself is fine though among consenting tanks.
The one where they added kids as armor was scrapped early on.
Found a funny:
ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
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Those are my bourbons of choice. Neither’s all that expensive.
I’m a cheap date.
Yes to both of those.
Basil harden is good stuff. And not stupid expensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGjI8_V6RWY&feature=youtu.be
Lost my failing eyes on that one; is that… shrimp?
My guess was mushrooms.
Garlic
So, she’s obviously not a vampire, anyway.
Worth watching; Vincent Price.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058700/
Seen it, but 45 years ago or so on KTLA Saturday afternoon matinee, so memory obviously not that clear. Based upon the same novel that Chuck Heston’s Omega Man came from! And, okay, Will Smith’s I Am Legend.
Pretty cool seeing the bootlickers crying about the “Cops” TV show cancellation.
Also amazing that there are still people watching that crap 30 years later.
Pretty sure Live PD is next.
But all the fans can’t be wrong! The television ads told me so.
I was fucking shocked to find out that it was still on. I remember some of the neanderthals watching and loving it when I worked the oil fields almost 30 years ago.
I went to high school with a guy who got arrested on Cops. He got pulled over for speeding, and you could see the coke crusted around his nostrils. They found a large quantity of powder in his car.He squealed on the guys who sold him the coke and only did a few months in jail. He was always an asshole, no one was surprised that he dropped the dime to get himself out of trouble.
I didn’t realize you went to high school with Tim Allen.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Ok, this is weird. I looked to see how old Tim Allen is, and he’s 6 years older than me, but… his real name is Timothy Alan Dick. I actually DID go to high school with Tim Dick. He was two years ahead of me, he graduated with the guy who got arrested on Cops, who’s name is Steve. I’m going to smoke a joint and ponder life’s odd synchronicity. Or have some ice cream!
Spoiler: It will be both!
So Jenny got a lot of Dick in high school….. in several senses of the concept.
Came here for this and wasn’t disappointed
I actually threw it into the evening previews for a while, whenever it premiered because we were all shocked.
I guess Inner Circle will have to find a new revenue stream now that the “Cops” residuals are coming to an end
I knew the producers who created the show many years ago. It was a novel and inexpensive idea that took off. They now sleep on giant piles of money with many beautiful ladies. I also knew one of the creators of Spongebob Squarepants, who is also now obscenely wealthy. Meanwhile, I’m wearing a cardboard belt.
A cardboard belt? Wait, what happened to the extension cord I loaned you?
Sorry I traded it for a couple of smokes down at the recycling center
If by “smokes” you mean a discarded paper towel tube stuffed with candy bar wrappers then I approve wholeheartedly.
Rest in peace, Hillenburg.
They can replace it with; Blame Everything on ANTIFA.
Can use the soundtrack from Blame It on Rio to save money.
Gotta go with Jamie Foxx’s short-lived music career. “Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-Antifa.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8
That works.
No advice on bourbon/whiskey except you should avoid anything sold in a 1.75 L plastic bottle for under $8.
Good advice for any liquor honestly. I shudder when I remember what we drank in college.
College was to get fucked up ASAP. Now it’s all about taste
Getting tipsy is just a great side effect.
Yeah, but there is stuff I remember having to gag it down it was so awful, like Two Fingers tequila. We never finished the bottle we had as it was so nasty. It left an oily film in the shot glasses. And this is from a group who drank everclear mixed with powdered Gatorade.
Hey, that was FANCY; it was in a fancy bottle.
Oh yes, that stuff was gross. Gumby bought some tequila in Mexico with a hand lettered label. They spelled tequila wrong. Gumby and his dumbfuck navy buddies drank it. I’m amazed they didn’t go blind.
Here’s a song that goes along with your tale. Stay with it, punchline at the end is the payoff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aXeQJELe2A
I once saw an uncle pour himself half a glass of freezer vodka, mix in with grape Tang, and gulp it. I still think it’s a wonderful principle. The Tang, not the gulping.
Remember?
Actually I am cursed in that I always remember everything that happens when drunk. Why would I ever be spared the memories of humiliation and shame. Had to camp in the woods a couple of times, run in for class, run out before anyone could say anything, and shower at the gym. After a week I would go back to the dorm.
Maybe that is why that era is missing…..
Sorry changed response.
My response is incoherent no what.
and the typo makes it an unintended joke.
Avoid? I think you mean double up and book a ticket straight to blackout town
Unless they were out of Coleman fuel when you stopped by Cabela’s.
That shit needs a chaser.
Just not any sort of flaming drink I hope.
True dat!
I appreciate the Lundqvist smoothie gif. Sadly I don’t believe it will be relevant much longer
Might as well use it while we can.
They only built two of those, and remaining one is at the Museum of the Air Force in Dayton, and is amazing and overwhelming to see in person. USAF Museum should be on bucket lists everywhere. Because it seems that the weather is shitty every time I travel to Wright Patterson AFB for work, I tell my colleagues up there that the Wright Brothers invented the airplane so they could get the fuck out of Dayton. After almost ten years, I’m sure they are tired of that joke, but are too polite to say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uLQ4-Jfjh8
But as pictured; The Goddess of the XB-70 lives on.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ_zNUmr8fM
Edit. Apparently you can only post one you tube per comment.
or if you are more cultured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
https://www.stranahans.com/
Local product…..
https://www.colorado.com/articles/small-batch-haven-colorado%E2%80%99s-local-distilleries
Going off of my taste, I have never found a bourbon that I like more than Henry McKenna. They have higher levels, but the 7 year bottle is only $35. The problem is finding it though. It won some tasting last year and gets snatched up ridiculously quick now, but if you find it, you might as well get two. You gotta try it before you gift it. Quality control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRNJ9GbNULM&feature=emb_logo
CANARY IN A COAL MINE ALERT
Go on-line and try to buy a shotgun. You almost can’t because the entire United States is practically sold out right now. They’re there, but few and far between (or very expensive).
How do I know this? Because today I bought some rotisserie chickens (2 for $10 at Ralph’s) and a factory new Remington 870 Express 12 gauge 28” barrel wood furniture shotgun from a gun store in Idaho. I got a good price too: $390 but with shipping, background check fee, FFL License fee, and California sales tax it will come in at just under $500.
Funny story about Remington.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/01/magazine/remington-guns-jobs-huntsville.html
Why the gun if the chickens were already dead?
To keep people from taking his chickens of course!
I really just want to try skeet shooting.
I’ve got a Colt 1911 Model 70 with 150 rounds of .45 ACP. I have absolutely no training whatsoever except barely qualifying on the M-9 back in ’07 when I had to do so in order to be allowed to deploy to Afghanistan and a trip to the range when I acquired the 1911 seven or eight years ago. I’m not going to arm up any more than that.
I’m going to get taken out by the first pack of feral Cub Scouts that comes marauding through my post-apocalyptic neighborhood.
If they hurry, they’ll get to take advantage of all the goodies my guy just dropped off, plus a pretty decent liquor cabinet.
I belong to a gun range and maybe once a year I’ll rent an M-1911 for target practice. But I’m not really interested in shooting it. In fact, I hate shooting it, but five bullets come with the rental so I have to fire them, but I don’t enjoy it. I just want to take the M-1911 apart, clean it, and reassemble it. I was briefly trained in the Navy to do that, and I guess I’m just sentimental. I’d rather throw the bullets at the enemy, or even better just run away.
I have no recommendations for American Whiskey or Bourbon except to say that a bottle of Honey Jack would be a hilarious gag gift.
Seriously, Honey Jack goes down better than Angela White.
I don’t know. I would need to sample before before I can make a proper comparison.
Also a porn search term.
Insert “2020 Plans” and “2020 Reality” and you got yourself a meme.
At the mildest.
I shouldn’t say that; a lot of the wealthy and unethical have made tons of money.
Just curious, who came up with “Defund the Police”? Wouldn’t it been better to say “Reform and Re-Form!” Its catchy, and its hard to campaign against.
“Repeal and Replace” has a nice ring to it, too.
Yeah, but then the Trump and his drones will go, “They’re trying to get rid of the cops!”
Remember, nearly 63 million people voted for this person. Some of those are racists, but the majority are gullible idiots whose stupid enough to vote for Trump.
Absolutely! That’s the beauty of it. One of the right’s favorite tactics is to smear *any* proposal from the left as being a socialist fantasy. This gives the Biden campaign (and others) something where they can inhabit the middle ground and seem completely reasonable.
Cheers.
So Operation: Retcon has finally made it to UC’s baseball field, Marge Schott Stadium. Sad thing is, while she was obviously a bad person, she was also very charitable. She was one of the biggest racists and bigots in sports, but her heart was so big, she somehow left the world a better place when she left (other than dying (rimshot)).
Obvious solution: Change the name of the stadium, but give her a plaque on the concourse to honor her good deeds. If we can honor Benedict Arnold’s Boot while cursing everything else about him, we can do the same with Marge.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/docs-morning-line-marge-schott-stadium-puts-uc-in-a-spot/ar-BB15fC3V
LOL
official “defund the police” car
I’ll bet that car talks to the driver in William Daniel’s voice with a blinking red light.
If only Rufus were returning for Bill & Ted 3.
It will either be very, very good or very, very bad. There will be no middle ground.
But even if it is very, very bad, it will still bring many of us great joy.
How’d you get footage of Inauguration Day 2021?
He borrowed the phone booth from above.
The attraction to the site is that it is a fully lined NFL field and they will be able to conduct workouts in a private setting.
It’s a 20-acre complex that includes a chef, a smoothie and juice bar, and recovery facilities.
“Oddsmakers give Jets the inside track to SB Championship in February 2021 due to superior training facility.”
Christ, it’s only Tuesday. Bright spot: my guy should be here in an hour or so with stash replenishment.
Mine seems to be running about 15 years late, wish I could find a new source I could trust.
Been working with my guy for about 15 yrs. When I first engaged, he was a pretty successful wine rep. He changed over to the green, and still describes his wares like a sommelier, which is kinda funny. He’s reliable, though, and the worst it gets is a couple hours late when he gets delayed at another customer’s house.
I like it and like the sounds of it!
$400 transaction. I’m set for three months.