We are back and Tik Tok has not been shut down yet!
For now.
Anyway, how has everyone been? Didya enjoy the AFL Sexy Friday?
/crickets
Oh hush. Ok, let’s get right to it.
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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.
Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:
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I’ve got something I’m working on for next week, so the music will need to wait. Don’t worry, though, it will be good!
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
How many Black guys does it take to start a riot?
-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f8xNGslkvA
Give me a stove and a balcony and a sweet surf and I’ll never leave.
There is a very distinct possibility that I can score my very own single bachelor pad on the goddamn beach in L.A and I’m becoming really attracted to the idea.
You have two weeks to talk me out of it.
Time. Starts…
NOW!
I’m going to tell you that now is the best time to DO IT!
I’m talking Redondo, Steps away!
If you don’t, send me the info and I will.
I’ve moved out of California 3 times. Once to the Midwest once to Jersey. I keep coming back.
This is my home.
I’ve lived on the beach since 1985 and I’m not leaving now.
There are a ton of shitty 80s movies that start just like this……. DOOOOO EEEEEEEET!
Why the fuck would you NOT do this???
That’s the kind of “talk me out of this” I was looking for!
Balls is your current leader in affirmation.
Kraftwork wants you to do it.
I’ll be the roomie in the back with the 1/2 address. I’ll be fine.
He’s hilarious.
But now I want in on this as a proto clubhouse
When I think ‘home warranty advice’, I think George Foreman.
I unironically love this movie.
I think grill. So the home warranty part seems like a logical next step.
Here’s another from The Haints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh5Uq7Icj60
And of course Cincinnati fucks everything up
Chili cook-off?
Well, yes, of course.
But today is the covid-19. Probably related.
Stumbled on these guys while fucking around* in the Apple store, and they are really cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LujvaLBIzv0
*spray painting ‘chemo beats apple juice, ask Steve how’ all over the goddamn place.
So we watched the new Godzilla movie and damn, how do you make a movie about big-ass monsters beating the crap out of each other boring?
The Japanese fillmakers got it right with the new Shin Godzilla, but damn, the ‘Muricans just do not get kaiju.
This scene would have made the movie 200% better.
Also this. If AT&T/Warner/DC keeps hemorrhaging money, maybe they’ll license the characters to Toho.
I’ve tried, but the last one of that type of movie I’ve liked is Watchmen.
Best.
Well there’s a band called “The Midnight,” and of course there’s the song “After Midnight,” which I believe is about the time Eric Clapton dropped his last beer off the balcony and couldn’t go out and buy more
Unfortunately for him, that wasn’t a beer.
Well that got dark pretty quickly.
Pretty common in corpses that stop breathing.
So did that sidewalk
Jesus Christ.
I’m eagerly awaiting the episode where they go topless horseback riding
I hate these ads for mail-order birth control. “I got birth control mailed to my house.”
THEN YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THAT SEX, DID YOU, YOU TROLLOP? NO, UNTIL YOU OR YOUR PARTNER SKIDS INTO A 24-HOUR CVS AND RUNS TO THE COUNTER IN A COLD SWEAT, DEMANDING ALL THE CONDOMS AND SPERMICIDAL JELLY THEY HAVE, AND NOW, MAN, MY GOD NOW, BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND!!!!, THEN YOU HAVEN’T EARNED IT, NOT BY A GODDAMN LONG SHOT!!! YOU TROT YOUR SLATTERN ASS OFF TO THE DRUGSTORE AND LINE-UP WITH THE REST OF US PLEBES!!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Of course, I will never forgive you for denigrating my visage by placing it next to that abomination of a comic strip.
You are Ray.
How dare you. I am Mayo.
You and Moose share one thing:
I’m in your dreams
Wish I could I get rid of these nightmares.
I recognize that face like my own formerly smoothly waxed balls
Smoothly waxed they are.
Heh, classic Ray
So I’m updating my iPod, because I’m old and don’t know what the newest technology is, and would be afraid of it anyway, and there’s a song by a band with ‘Midnight’ in their name that tWBS always used to post and I can’t remember it. Any of you people know it?
I did a search for bands with midnight in their name, and a bit down the result was an image of a midnight blue Nazi officer’s cap and, God bless him, my first thought was “Oh yeah, Seamus would have slept with an Australian woman wearing that at least once.”
In what language does Green Day translate to Midnight?
Greendaymidnightmusichaben roughly translates to Billie Joe Armstrong sounds like cats masturbating with sandpaper
Probably Australian Nazi, but it was definitely not Green Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jE2XrWrQKo
makes so much sense, but no.
Dexy’s midnight runners? They’re 80s or something?
No. But I do like their one hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uANsFziGObs
Good song, also not it.
I’ve had a 7.7% beer and an 8.0% and lady bfc and I are kind of irritated with each other, so….do I drink another high ABV beer or just chug whiskey
Yes.
Of course.
I’m in a similar situation, (except all is good on the home front) and it’s 12:30 and I’m about halfway through an 8.2 after a 6.8 and am seriously debating a 3rd.
Fuck it, I haven’t seen 3:30 in a while.
I did last night. I had two nights this week where I was up til 3 am working, so last night I crashed at 930. Woke up at 230 am and couldn’t fall back asleep. So I’m probably one more beer and a good argument away from going to bed.
No such thing as a good argument three beers in. Silence is golden, my friend.
Take my advice and drink quietly by yourself. Say nothing, bottle up that rage, force it deep down inside, and wait to release it until a completely inappropriate and unexpected time.
It’s the Irish way!
I’m not Irish so I gave her your phone number and said I’m going to bed but you’d talk through it with her.
What the hell, I’m up.
“No, no, I’m sure BFC didn’t mean it when he said that he’d rather be stuck in hell for all eternity in the HRTN version of reality then spend one more second with you. Those are just words.”
They mix
Is the theme wedgies?
Girls looking over their shoulders, clearly.
No, but we should have a theme request line.
I don’t think that theme would be in the top 10.
Only two victims.
All Ball Lives Matters
The clit buster…..
https://imgur.com/DtFgUbD
Willie T. Soke likes this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdtx-pxjX8A
I went to a goth thing back in the day where someone asked if they could photo me playing pinball semi-topless (fishnet). I was down, but apparently they had to delete it later because the owner of the club didn’t want people to think it was a sex party or something
I was thinking pinball and watching football has some things in common, but she is very formal for no pants.
Yeah, while pinball is always awesome, and no pants is similar, I suspect her version of no pants and pinball is kinda meh. Not to say you couldn’t with that outfit, but she doesn’t really seem in tune with the machine
Yes, when I see an attractive woman playing pinball my mind immediately flashes to
Bing bing.
Lady Frankenstein’s monster
She made her own.
Oh hai there Mr. Elway!
Elway is a bigot; he hates zebras.
Let’s see how the military’s newest foray into twitch streaming is going
Can we see a good drone killing?
Apparently, it started with an hour and a half of the guy staring at twitch chat asking him what his favorite war crimes were. Sort of wish I had tuned in for the trainwreck now.
Is the question just US war crimes or is it open? War crimes when it is moral or legal? Out of or in context for the times?
I thought that the Army had dropped that, precisely because it was going about as well as you might expect.
True artists make sacrifices for their art.
No sacrifice being shown here
That’s almost certainly really fun
I was joking, unless that’s lead paint.
I just googled blued.
Thanks for that Moose.
“Life is a flat circle.”
I hope this is what came up.
That’s what I hoped for.
Alas, that is not what I received.
HAHAHA! Now I know, learn something every day. It has an Anroid app but no Apple?
Evening all.
Moose, I’m not gonna lie. I saw this image and thought of you
I get it; shut the fuck up. Probably a good idea.
But seriously; the last several years have seen a dramatic increase in gag safety and comfort.
Didn’t they start making “safer” bdsm gear because that one serial killer was using products to legitimately tie up victims or am I misremembering that?
I don’t think so, serial killers tend to use restraint no matter. Changes happened when the kink became more popular, less stigmatized, gentrified, if you will. Like other things when companies can make more money with a wider audience things tend to go that way. Or so I’ve heard.
“I liked BDSM before it was cool.”
–Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
Yeah, demand almost always trumps weirdos unless the weirdo is trump
Hey Brick! Here’s a picture of me!
You own a parka?!
And 2 phones! If you add that to the fact that he is cold in temperate climates, I would say he is part of the cartels.
You should ask BFC about the time I met up with him at a bar in Culver City wearing this.
It was barely in the low 60s…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Onygnmltg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yMswt56fvQ