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Sexy Friday, It’s August 2020! edition

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We are back and Tik Tok has not been shut down yet!

For now.

Anyway, how has everyone been? Didya enjoy the AFL Sexy Friday?

/crickets

Oh hush. Ok, let’s get right to it.

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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.

Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:

I’d surf that.
Sploosh indeed.
I do!
Yeah I’m obsessed with the ass. How did you know?
¡Dale gracias a Dios por esas nalgas!
I like when the swimsuit matches the hair.
She throws better than Cousins.
Recycled plastic? That’s great!
Few words.
Forget the b.
Is that a rum and coke in a tall glass?
You got two big bumps?
Be careful what you ask for.
No one could hold your purse?
Nice teeth!

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I’ve got something I’m working on for next week, so the music will need to wait. Don’t worry, though, it will be good!

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Mr. Ayo

How many Black guys does it take to start a riot?

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yeah right

Give me a stove and a balcony and a sweet surf and I’ll never leave.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

There is a very distinct possibility that I can score my very own single bachelor pad on the goddamn beach in L.A and I’m becoming really attracted to the idea.

You have two weeks to talk me out of it.

Time. Starts…

NOW!

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Mr. Ayo

I’m going to tell you that now is the best time to DO IT!

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yeah right

I’m talking Redondo, Steps away!

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Mr. Ayo

If you don’t, send me the info and I will.

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yeah right

I’ve moved out of California 3 times. Once to the Midwest once to Jersey. I keep coming back.

This is my home.

I’ve lived on the beach since 1985 and I’m not leaving now.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There are a ton of shitty 80s movies that start just like this……. DOOOOO EEEEEEEET!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Why the fuck would you NOT do this???

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yeah right

That’s the kind of “talk me out of this” I was looking for!

Balls is your current leader in affirmation.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Kraftwork wants you to do it.

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yeah right

I’ll be the roomie in the back with the 1/2 address. I’ll be fine.
He’s hilarious.

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Unsurprised

But now I want in on this as a proto clubhouse

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Horatio Cornblower

When I think ‘home warranty advice’, I think George Foreman.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I unironically love this movie.

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Mr. Ayo

I think grill. So the home warranty part seems like a logical next step.

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Horatio Cornblower

Here’s another from The Haints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh5Uq7Icj60

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Mr. Ayo

And of course Cincinnati fucks everything up

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Horatio Cornblower

Chili cook-off?

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Mr. Ayo

Well, yes, of course.

But today is the covid-19. Probably related.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Stumbled on these guys while fucking around* in the Apple store, and they are really cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LujvaLBIzv0

*spray painting ‘chemo beats apple juice, ask Steve how’ all over the goddamn place.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

So we watched the new Godzilla movie and damn, how do you make a movie about big-ass monsters beating the crap out of each other boring?

The Japanese fillmakers got it right with the new Shin Godzilla, but damn, the ‘Muricans just do not get kaiju.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

This scene would have made the movie 200% better.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Also this. If AT&T/Warner/DC keeps hemorrhaging money, maybe they’ll license the characters to Toho.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve tried, but the last one of that type of movie I’ve liked is Watchmen.

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Doktor Zymm

Best.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Well there’s a band called “The Midnight,” and of course there’s the song “After Midnight,” which I believe is about the time Eric Clapton dropped his last beer off the balcony and couldn’t go out and buy more

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Mr. Ayo

Unfortunately for him, that wasn’t a beer.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Well that got dark pretty quickly.

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Mr. Ayo

Pretty common in corpses that stop breathing.

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Unsurprised

So did that sidewalk

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I’m eagerly awaiting the episode where they go topless horseback riding

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I hate these ads for mail-order birth control. “I got birth control mailed to my house.”

THEN YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THAT SEX, DID YOU, YOU TROLLOP? NO, UNTIL YOU OR YOUR PARTNER SKIDS INTO A 24-HOUR CVS AND RUNS TO THE COUNTER IN A COLD SWEAT, DEMANDING ALL THE CONDOMS AND SPERMICIDAL JELLY THEY HAVE, AND NOW, MAN, MY GOD NOW, BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND!!!!, THEN YOU HAVEN’T EARNED IT, NOT BY A GODDAMN LONG SHOT!!! YOU TROT YOUR SLATTERN ASS OFF TO THE DRUGSTORE AND LINE-UP WITH THE REST OF US PLEBES!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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Mr. Ayo

Of course, I will never forgive you for denigrating my visage by placing it next to that abomination of a comic strip.

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Brick Meathook

You are Ray.

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Mr. Ayo

How dare you. I am Mayo.

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Brick Meathook

You and Moose share one thing:

I’m in your dreams

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Mr. Ayo

Wish I could I get rid of these nightmares.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I recognize that face like my own formerly smoothly waxed balls

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Brick Meathook

Smoothly waxed they are.

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herodotus450

Heh, classic Ray

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Horatio Cornblower

So I’m updating my iPod, because I’m old and don’t know what the newest technology is, and would be afraid of it anyway, and there’s a song by a band with ‘Midnight’ in their name that tWBS always used to post and I can’t remember it. Any of you people know it?

I did a search for bands with midnight in their name, and a bit down the result was an image of a midnight blue Nazi officer’s cap and, God bless him, my first thought was “Oh yeah, Seamus would have slept with an Australian woman wearing that at least once.”

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Mr. Ayo

In what language does Green Day translate to Midnight?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Greendaymidnightmusichaben roughly translates to Billie Joe Armstrong sounds like cats masturbating with sandpaper

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Horatio Cornblower

Probably Australian Nazi, but it was definitely not Green Day

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Mr. Ayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jE2XrWrQKo

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Horatio Cornblower

makes so much sense, but no.

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Doktor Zymm

Dexy’s midnight runners? They’re 80s or something?

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Horatio Cornblower

No. But I do like their one hit.

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Horatio Cornblower

Good song, also not it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve had a 7.7% beer and an 8.0% and lady bfc and I are kind of irritated with each other, so….do I drink another high ABV beer or just chug whiskey

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes.

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Mr. Ayo

Of course.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m in a similar situation, (except all is good on the home front) and it’s 12:30 and I’m about halfway through an 8.2 after a 6.8 and am seriously debating a 3rd.

Fuck it, I haven’t seen 3:30 in a while.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I did last night. I had two nights this week where I was up til 3 am working, so last night I crashed at 930. Woke up at 230 am and couldn’t fall back asleep. So I’m probably one more beer and a good argument away from going to bed.

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Horatio Cornblower

No such thing as a good argument three beers in. Silence is golden, my friend.

Take my advice and drink quietly by yourself. Say nothing, bottle up that rage, force it deep down inside, and wait to release it until a completely inappropriate and unexpected time.

It’s the Irish way!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not Irish so I gave her your phone number and said I’m going to bed but you’d talk through it with her.

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Horatio Cornblower

What the hell, I’m up.

“No, no, I’m sure BFC didn’t mean it when he said that he’d rather be stuck in hell for all eternity in the HRTN version of reality then spend one more second with you. Those are just words.”

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Doktor Zymm

They mix

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Horatio Cornblower

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the theme wedgies?

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Horatio Cornblower

Girls looking over their shoulders, clearly.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

No, but we should have a theme request line.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t think that theme would be in the top 10.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Only two victims.

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Mr. Ayo

All Ball Lives Matters

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The clit buster…..

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Willie T. Soke likes this

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Doktor Zymm

I went to a goth thing back in the day where someone asked if they could photo me playing pinball semi-topless (fishnet). I was down, but apparently they had to delete it later because the owner of the club didn’t want people to think it was a sex party or something

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was thinking pinball and watching football has some things in common, but she is very formal for no pants.

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, while pinball is always awesome, and no pants is similar, I suspect her version of no pants and pinball is kinda meh. Not to say you couldn’t with that outfit, but she doesn’t really seem in tune with the machine

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Horatio Cornblower

Yes, when I see an attractive woman playing pinball my mind immediately flashes to
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bing bing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lady Frankenstein’s monster

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She made her own.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Oh hai there Mr. Elway!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Elway is a bigot; he hates zebras.

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Gratliff

Let’s see how the military’s newest foray into twitch streaming is going
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can we see a good drone killing?

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Gratliff

Apparently, it started with an hour and a half of the guy staring at twitch chat asking him what his favorite war crimes were. Sort of wish I had tuned in for the trainwreck now.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is the question just US war crimes or is it open? War crimes when it is moral or legal? Out of or in context for the times?

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Horatio Cornblower

I thought that the Army had dropped that, precisely because it was going about as well as you might expect.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

True artists make sacrifices for their art.

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Doktor Zymm

No sacrifice being shown here

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Doktor Zymm

That’s almost certainly really fun

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was joking, unless that’s lead paint.

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Mr. Ayo

I just googled blued.

Thanks for that Moose.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“Life is a flat circle.”

I hope this is what came up.

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Mr. Ayo

That’s what I hoped for.
Alas, that is not what I received.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HAHAHA! Now I know, learn something every day. It has an Anroid app but no Apple?

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Brocky

Evening all.

Moose, I’m not gonna lie. I saw this image and thought of you

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I get it; shut the fuck up. Probably a good idea.

But seriously; the last several years have seen a dramatic increase in gag safety and comfort.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Didn’t they start making “safer” bdsm gear because that one serial killer was using products to legitimately tie up victims or am I misremembering that?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t think so, serial killers tend to use restraint no matter. Changes happened when the kink became more popular, less stigmatized, gentrified, if you will. Like other things when companies can make more money with a wider audience things tend to go that way. Or so I’ve heard.

“I liked BDSM before it was cool.”

–Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, demand almost always trumps weirdos unless the weirdo is trump

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ballsofsteelandfury

Hey Brick! Here’s a picture of me!
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Doktor Zymm

You own a parka?!

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litre_cola

And 2 phones! If you add that to the fact that he is cold in temperate climates, I would say he is part of the cartels.

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ballsofsteelandfury

You should ask BFC about the time I met up with him at a bar in Culver City wearing this.

It was barely in the low 60s…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Onygnmltg

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