A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
I wasn’t paying attention to this game near the end . . . I guess I missed a bunch of stuff.
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Additional Drunk Story : Goth night at the same club. The only time I’ve been kicked out of a place. Guy said he was a priest, but I don’t think it was any sort of conventional religion. I was wearing a corset, but with a modesty panel, and I had a wonderful antique lace neckerchief. We had some drinks and it turns out they really frown upon people having any sort of sex on the patio that’s closed for the winter. I didn’t get to finish my beer, and I lost my awesome lace handkerchief.
those bastereds
Second game thread up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY1xCl4Qak
Alex Smith only put those rib pads on after the realization he would be interviewed by Ray Lewis in the post game show.
Of course I re-fire up the livestream of Lemmy’s service and Lars is coming up next…
Lars is one of the top 5 drummers ever… in Metallica.
It takes me a concerted mental effort to tell Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason apart.
SAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xlkla4Jrbk
Houston should have signaled for help.
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Winning the Shuper Bowl meant Bob Shanders was healthy again.
Second game thread?
I was going to ask the same question!
That girl on CBS does phone sex, right?
I got into 90 music again because of someone on here. Went to my favorite band/at least top 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
Drunk Stories : One time, I went to the goth night at Nation and during the open bar I met a guy, we left around 1 amish, and I was driving home. I took North Capitol and ended up on Route 1 and he decided this was an excellent time to perform cunnilingus. I didn’t argue with this, but there are stop lights on Route 1, and when we were around Franklin’s in Hyatsville, there was someone in a vehicle opposite who was like…HOLY SHIT THAT GIRL GITTIN HER CUNT LICKED! I looked over, got eye contact, laughed my ass off, the light changed, and I pulled away. I saw that guy for a bit, but then he got arrested for vagrancy. Never date people from Baltimore.
Am I the only one who read 1 amish as 1 Amish? Nope, just me? Okay then.
No, read dat too
So many things about that story are wonderful.
“Never date people from Baltimore” If Walmart was a city…..
As a native of the aforementioned hellhole, I approve this comment.
You had me at goth night
https://youtu.be/1-MHVxLXvVQ?list=LL7jcZii2hQLB5AQCGVWOfWw
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
Triple H is speaking at Lemmy’s memorial. It had to happen.
HOpefully he didn’t bring his Kane mask. I wish I’d have thought of that before I posted the last one.
He’s going on forever. The hotel room story was pretty good though.
Can anyone read the message that’s coming through Lisa’s mic?
Houston Texans now accepting QB resumes. Send them in now.
Jeff George, Line 2.
BRICK WALLS ARE GONNA BE SMASHED TONIGHT!
OHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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Scott Ian has a gray beard and I am old as fuck.
Last Lily pic, Lily says goodbye you guys
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I think I know what’s happened here. We’re watching a football version of Back to the Future where someone went into the past and prevented the Texans from ever coming into existence.
Now we’re just watching them slowly fade into nothingness as if they never existed at all.
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Y’all be great.
Vince Wilfork looks like the 2014 Godzilla.
Stats that may not actually be stats time!
I like how the game-winning touchdown was scored on the very first play of this game.
This game was over from the opening kickoff.
really, as soon as he crossed the 30
And none of us thought to make the usual “insurmountable lead” joke
They’re just pandering to the Mizzou fans now.
Finally!
MIZ
ZOU
@Zymm I went deep in the comments. Thing I shouldn’t admit. Love Salt-N-Pepper – Shoop. Listening now
Somewhere, our old friend Otto is lamenting that the Chiefs sole playoff win in 22 years came against brian hoyer
He’s safely 30,000 years in the past.
God, they’re talking about extra points to kill time.
You know you’re watching a competitive game when you’re seeing shots of the cameramen.
When did this become an early 90s Atlanta Braves game?
hell, you can pitch a few innings if you want!
THAT’S OFFENSIVE!
-[*Redacted] s fan
Who’s boreder, us or Tirico and Gruden?
Honestly it might be them. We can drink.
Jon’s always on queludes at minimum
They probably have better drugs, so us.
Ha. The Chiefs fans have taken all the good seats.
Still bored
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Did anyone else notice the INTENSE SEQUENCES OF PERIL on the PG-13 rating there?
I hope there are ample fainting couches
I hope Doopy refuses to go in now
I hope that he comes in like a house on fire and falls just short of the greatest comeback of all time. I’m thinking suicide en masse.
that FG and game be ugly, but both count
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Bend it like Cairo?
SHUT OUT! WOO!
What’s everyone drinking. I’m drinking Sierra Nevada Hop Hunter IPA. It’s not bad.
coffee to stay awake, no kidding
Christ, I know what you mean. This game is Ambien in sporting form.
Goose Island ‘The Muddy’ Imperial Stout
At this point, the only reason O’Brian isn’t playing Weeden is just to spite the crowd
Bill O’Brien
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That is one of my rotating desktop images. Today’s however is a screenshot of Mewtwo from the Smash Bros. page.
Does Hoyer’s contract have a clause where he gets more money if he makes a tackle?