Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

I’m just going to watch that throw a few more times. If anybody needs me, I’ll be at the bottom of a bottle.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So sad the Wilmer couldn’t play Fez into eternity.
He sucks at everything else.
But Fez is awesome.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Blonde heading to the trunk for the gas can now….
The filming/cinematography of this scene is epic, btw.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow…in a week, Chris Penn will have been dead a decade.
I find that hard to accept.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

I am intrigued and will definitely check it out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That and Orphan Black are the resent ones I’d recommend. However I’m a weird fuck, obvs, so grain of sea salt.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sometimes the instinct to nest is powerful enough to result in one’s doom.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Chem shot

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We made a hurricane.

WCS

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OBAMA AND HIS RENEGADE EPA AND FDA ARE KILLING US WITH THEIR HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST TERRORIST PLOTS TO BOMBARD US FROM THE AIR WITH THEIR CHEMTRAILS
I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP I’M A TRUE PATRIOT I LOVE AMERICA I LOVE THE CONSTITUTION IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME YOU’RE PART OF THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY AGAINST US TRUE PATRIOTS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So, Donald Trump walked on stage yesterday to R.E.M.’s “It’s The End of the World.” All irony aside, here’s how lead singer Michael Stipe responded:
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And Stipe was not alone in his disgust. R.E.M. bassist Mike Mills had a similar response.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d pay good money to see Bill Berry brain him with a drum stick.

entropy

Hue Jackson is on record as saying, “I don’t plan on having an offensive coordinator.”

I wonder if that came up during the interview, that he was, y’know, gonna be the HEAD coach, and not the Browns OC.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The biggest savings most companies can have is a reduction in the labor force.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

oooooh….Resevoir Dogs on Sundance.
Score!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think that was Tarantino’s masterpiece and to me every movie since then has had less to it and speaks to me less in inverse proportion to his ego and hubris.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cringing while laughing; one of the best scenes. Also; what a fucking cast.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed on all points.

entropy

First pencil rough of Moose’s drawing completed. This could turn out pretty cool, I think.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am sure it will; you have some great creative talent and an eye for the sense of captivating composition.

entropy

You’re really too kind.

(And your suggestion for a sketch has really led me to find some truly weird shit in Google Image search for reference images; for instance, I found this on the first day:)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is one of the most Canada things I have ever seen. Granted I have only been to Edmonton and its shitty surroundings, but still.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also; no: I respect tapping into one’s creative resources and talents and appreciate how you are doing it.

Through work and life in general I have let that side of me atrophy. That is a fucking stupid thing to do.

entropy

I’m going to draw it how I see it, but you provided the basic idea, which is what I was looking for to start the whole thing. So much better than “here I drew this hope you like it.” We get the best of both worlds; you get an original drawing based on your vision, I get to create something I might not have come up with on my own. And so far, I’m having fun.

Also, it is never too late to go back to any creative pursuiit. Believe it or not, I’d taken several years off of drawing during some of the more hectic periods of my work life, and it was always a huge regret until I picked it back up again. I always recommend rekindling any creative impulse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep, writing, drawing, photography, etc.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That poor Moose. And I’m talkin’ ’bout the one with the thick girl on top of it.
/wait…that might not narrow it down.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I ain’t got nuttin’ against a little thick.

But I’d put sump’in again a li’l thick.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow…Victoria Jackson’s stupidity isn’t an act. She really is THAT fucking stupid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She probably has some even stupider shit she hasn’t had time to talk publicly about.

theeWeeBabySeamus

VH1 Behind the Music: Weird Al Yankovic is on right now.
I shit you not…..this really is a thing which exists.
/another one rides the bus

King Hippo

Hey! He’s gonna sit by YOU!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Eat it, eat it….don’t you make me repeat it.

entropy

Those were… the good ol days
Those were the good ol days
Torturing rats with a hacksaw..
AND PULLING THE WINGS OFF OF FLIES

theeWeeBabySeamus

You won’t get to me tonight.
I just finished eating two huge homemade burgers topped with onion and cheddah.
I am full.

/but that does look good….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, sweet Halle.
You look so bewildering.
Here….have a burger with onion and cheddah.

King Hippo

shitty recap written, can now sleep/pass out!

Brick Meathook

DAN HAGGARTY ALSO DIED.

WCS

Sharkbait

George RR Martin needs to stop directing 2016

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice!

WCS

Sweet mother of shit, stop giving me heartburn via interwebz.

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Col. Duke LaCross

After the game it cut straight to a local news story about the little brother of a buddy of mine getting arrested for drug trafficking. Good times.

makeitsnowondem

Gonna go ahead and finish the scotch because I don’t work till Tuesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sharkbait

From someone who works tomorrow

*checks watch*

Today….Booo!

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Brocky

Fuck rodgers

Fuck matthews

Fuck peppers

Fuck nelson

Fuck all the packer fans liVing I’m Indiana

Fuck all the packers fans who root for the blackhawks.

Fuck the packers fans who won’t touch social media in the next 2 weeks.

Did I get it out of my system? Idk. Sorry for my ranting but it cannot be overstated how hate able the green bay team is.

Col. Duke LaCross

That’s quality hate there. And I agree with every word.

King Hippo

give Peppers a double FUCK, that guy is a major bellend

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have no such hate for Packerserie stuff, but I enjoy your hate and that it flows through you as a river to the sea……. it gets dried up and salinized by the time it reaches Mexico

Sharkbait

Officially on call for the next week in 5 minutes. I should drink more before right?

WCS

Fuck yeah, buddy.

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Alright. Time to sleep and probably dream of cunt-originating rainbows and unicorns dancing on flipping tits.

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tundrajim

That was a great, special presentation of the National Forensic League.

Beerguyrob

Welp. Time for third period action in the late game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s been three months already?

Bloody Lethal

Sharks Stars in the second.

Beerguyrob

1-0 Flames over Oilers.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Goodnight you princes and princesses of Dick Jokes, you kings and queens of DFO.

Spur

Now it’s time to hate watch the Cippers.

Cuntler

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Beerguyrob

I guess they won’t bother to unplug Dom Capers.

makeitsnowondem

I trust that no one really wants to see Cam Newton eliminated. Not even Seahawks fans.

Shogun Marcus

3/5 maybe.

ThePirateSloth

/RAISES HAND

The Maestro

Man, how do you even gameplan for a shovel pass? Unbelievable. What an ending.

Sharkbait

I poured more whiskey thinking the OT would be longer.

Bloody Lethal

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah. That ended well.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nobody liked my Fassbender joke before.

Doktor Zymm

Chug?
Nah. Sip quickly and enjoy the company of whoever doesn’t go to sleep.
G’night!

Bloody Lethal
Horatio Cornblower

Oh well. ‘Blue Bloods’ is still on.

makeitsnowondem

same as fuck

but I’m going to pour even more knowing the game’s over

ThursdaySkyGoddess

That finish was something. Goodnight you beautiful people, see you sometime in the middle of the early game, hopefully.

Doktor Zymm

Good sleeps!

WCS

Adios, Midweek Deity. Prepare for many HARFS tomorrow.

Fronkenshteen

Please let Seattle beat Carolina tomorrow. Seahawks @ Cardinals would make a great conference championship game.

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Doktor Zymm

Imma go to sleep happy. Then I’ll wake up, remember this game, reinforce it by touching myself a bit, and wake up happy.

Best of nights, all.

Bloody Lethal

This won’t bring your [*Redacted] s back!

Horatio Cornblower

Depends on how hard she touches herself I gue…

Oh, the football team! Got it. Never mind.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Me too…though likely in a different order.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Towel between legs making a sawing motion; YEAH!

John Difool

I’ll be in my bunk…

WCS

Cue The Divinyls.

Doktor Zymm

hippofant

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