It’s been four years now, is anyone happy with the direction of Rikki’s Raiders? Seems to me the success of the season relies on a tremendous number of ‘ifs’. Oops, I’ve gotten ahead of myself. On Mondays I usually do a follow up on Sunday’s action. Here it comes…
Fall Out:
-Who the hell is Elijah Mitchell? This week’s trendiest pickup, that’s who!
-The Fantasy Gods have spoken-they don’t want Jeudy and Sutton playing together. So do you grab Patrick or Hamler?
-Them Gods are picking on Scary Terry as well. Imagine how happy he was to have Harvard on board-finally, semi-competent qb’ing! Alas, he’ll have to wait for a few fortnights. Btw, “Subluxation” sounds like an expensive accessory on a new Tesla vehicle.
-Jax proved that having a coach that is a control freak with anger issues isn’t the way forward. Will Meyer change in any way? Nope.
-Was Cincy’s coaching concerned at all about Chase’s ‘catching’ issues? Not one bit-what a non-story. Ja’Marr had a 90% snap share and a 27% target share. If Burrow can remain upright that Bengals O should be deadly and entertaining.
To The Game!
Ravens/Raiders:
-A crowd in Vegas for the first time. Look for plenty of shots of displaced roid abusers with spikes on their shoulder pads and silver paint on their (acne-scarred) faces.
-Did ye know that the Ravens have won five straight openers and have not surrendered more than 10 points during that streak? I don’t think it ends here. Of course, I thought the Titans were going to blow out the Cards, so what do I know?
-I have some bad news for Jacobs owners that need him to come through ce soir. He is trending towards playing but-this is nuts-of his 19 TD’s scored, 17 have come in victories. Sounds like we got ourselves a frontrunner here.
-All eyez are on Ty’Son although Lat might get some work-though that should be very straightforward run plays given that he’s had only the smallest of peeks at the playbook.
Do you need someone to come through tonight? Let us know below.
That was insane. Hope the rest of the season is this crazy!
I’m just ecstatic that that Sammy Watkins catch won me my fantasy match by 0.36 points. A DECISIVE VICTORY!
Signature fucking win. Break the champagne bottle on the Death Star.
Worth noting that noted Thunder Down Under afficionado Carl Nassib produced the strip sack that gave the ball back to the Raiders.
[slaps Carl Nassib on the ass, hard]
YOU GAY HARD AND YOU GAY TO WIN!
I don’t even know what to say. That was the dumbest overtime ever; the second they called the touchdown back I knew in my heart the Raiders would fuck it up somehow and of course they did, but they didn’t quit.
Holy crap.
West Coast has all the wins
That play looks eerily familiar.
Vikings vs bengals crazy ending in overtime NFL week 1 – YouTube
Oh Fozzie. It’s gonna be ok. Stroke the furry wall!
RTD, congrats! AFC West is still the best.
What the fuck did I just witness?
That was Mark Davis, not a Bond villain.
That was exactly the game the Raiders lose (and by gawd they tried) and the Ravens win.
Football, man.
Four teams tied for first place in AFC West.
And NFC West.
Eli saying “my god” is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
With that Lamar fumble my lead is down to .68
butthole clenching intensifies?
Well, that’s certainly a way to win a football game.
Folks… are we moving into sacred territory?
And then Zay Jones goes and does that.
It just continues
We’re clearly headed for DOINK territory, aren’t we?
…wow.
I was told we can’t afford a “wow”.
ALL YOUR BANANACAKES ARE BELONG TO US.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
This game is bananacakes
again, sorry redshirt, sorry ayo
DAMMIT.
Wait, I’m preparing the B Walsh post.
Quickly deleting said post.
Yup.
THAT’S RIKKI’S RAIDERS!!!
Oh, wait. They might win. Shit.
Mark Davis looks like an angora rabbit.
I understand the reasoning behind it, but I still think the NFL’s overtime “it’s sudden death but not if you get a field goal on the first possession” is the weirdest compromise since “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
When I was in the Navy, we didn’t need to ask, because you could usually tell.
That’s why I miss Watkins in KC.
Chuckie’s thinking USC.
Over Urban Meyer’s dead body.
Steelcage deathmatch.
Chuckie’s thinkin’ the booth.
ESPN, FOX, the valet parking lot… literally whatever booth is furthest from here.
Come on David Carradine!
THAT’S RIKKI’S RAIDERS!!
THAT’S RIKKI’S RAIDERS!
Spider why god why
I hope Fozz is enjoying this.
This could still be a tie.
Lol, I googled premature celebration, and Leon Lett was the first image
waaaaa
We’ve replaced Derek Carr with Andy Dalton. Let’s see if anyone notices…
Just….wow
Uhhhh holy shit
HAHAHAH!
BANANACAKES ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!
Tom Cable’s O line everybody
Wow, dumbassery!
Bring in QB2
Kinda makes you wish you had Jared Lorenzen in this situation
lol the ravens players know its over
Dumb and Dumber – So you’re telling me there’s a chance – YouTube
Hoolee…shit
Cue Carr fumbling the snap in 3…2…1…
I think the Stanford band is on that field somewhere