Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread

Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture. Ouch! Hopefully the second half of games can keep up the pace!

To The Games!

Jets/Broncos:

This is my Survivor pick-don’t let me down Hippo! Look for both Williams and Gordon to feast on passes out of the backfield. The Jets are perfect in that they’ve allowed 18 out of 18 passes to be caught. Denver’s gonna toss the Jets Saleh.

Fins/Raiders:

Miami doesn’t look nearly as good as their trajectory would have suggested. And now Tua is tossed on the IR scrapheap for a bit. The underwhelming Brissett might just be a slight improvement on the second year (not) wonder though.

Bucs/Rams:

Make way, make way, his majesty Brady has arrived. Please watch this game with the volume turned to -11. It’ll be interesting to watch Ramsey on Godwin out of the slot-anything the Rams can do to take away weapons will be helpful to their cause. I’d expect Fat Stafford to have 40+ pass attempts in this tilt.

Seahawks/Vikes:

Dalvin is ‘unlikely to play’ so bring out the handcuffs that you’ve hidden in your underwear drawer. As far as cornerbacks are concerned, Minny’s are more generous than every other unit and ranked lower than no one else’s. If all goes according to plan you’ll hear ‘chunk play’ often.

I’m done. And you’ve just started.