Sexy Friday, Thanksgiving Weekend 2021 edition

It’s a holiday, which is perfect timing because the pics today are all from Halloween and they are all courtesy of Spur. Thank you, good sir, for providing so much delicious candy that weekend!

This time of year, it’s normal to say what you are thankful for. I don’t really like that because it sounds like a humble brag sometimes. I’ll just say that I am thankful for this here website and you fine folks. It’s a very nice community of pervonauts, lawyers, super-smarties, and amazingly funny people. Thank you for sticking around with us!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your Top 25 pictures of the week.

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, it might be a little difficult to guess the theme. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Dido – Thank You

Canción Número Dos:

The Golden Girls Theme Song

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Wayne Newton – Danke Schoen

Canzone numero quattro:

Bob Marley – One Love

Canção número cinco

Bob Hope – Thanks for the Memories

Seigarren zenbakia:

Willie Nelson – I’m Alive

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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yeah right

I was literally surrounded by women yesterday.

And it was fantastic.

yeah right

Both daughters brought a charcuterie thing that was insane and then well fuck, I made bread and mac and cheese and we had smoked meats.

I’ve still got potatoes, homemade chicken stock, a head of roasted garlic and a goddamn cabinet full of cans of green beans, cream of mushroom soup and those dried onion things.

The fresh bread and mac and cheese delivered as promised.

The 5 women who surrounded me were eldest right, youngest right, eldest granddaughter, the Wahini and littlest right.

C’mon man? It was Thanksgiving!

SonOfSpam

Not scrolling, but assuming the theme is “butt sex songs” which is a rich and amazing topic.

Also, hey. Nice to see you folks.

Gumbygirl

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Redshirt

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yeah right

Holla Orange County!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

Decided to do something different with my turkey this year

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Gumbygirl

I would just like to say THANKS to Balls for his music puzzles. We should all thank him for being a friend. THANK YOU, BALLS. DANKE SCHOEN! I would like to thank him for the memories. After all, he’s given us the best years of our lives. Then I will feel alright.

Redshirt
SonOfSpam

Donkey Shane, named my Donkey Shane

Viva La Tabula Raza
SonOfSpam

Alan Ladd was a little fella. Had to really work around that his whole career. Like Stallone.

Redshirt

Thanks for reminding me of yet another movie I liked that is now ruined because yet another famous person turns out to be a complete monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmsmfBK4nQ

Redshirt

Damn you, AMC. You doing a Tom Hanks marathon and I had to run to my computer to be sure 2021 didn’t take him too!

Redshirt
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not drunk enough for this Convo with my in laws.

Redshirt

Just emphasize you are an “escort” and not a “prostitute”. It worked for me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Because no one is paying you?

Redshirt

No, because they are paying me not to take my clothes off. It exactly like my tenure as a male stripper, just one-on-one.

WCS

THE POWER OF PILLS COMPELLS YOU

WCS

BANANACAKES ACHIEVEMENT OFFICIALLY UNLOCKED

LET THE PILLS FLOW THROUGH YOU

WCS

Does that count as SUDDEN CHANGE?!

WCS

Someone better get anything sharp, explosive, or anything with gunpowder very far away from Hippo…

Viva La Tabula Raza

What kind of hat is the wolf on the helmet wearing? I’d guess it’s a hat like Jughead or Spanky wore except they forgot to cut out the sawtooth notches in the hat brim. Or the center cap of a late 60s Chevy rally wheel.

WCS

WVU rallied to beat Eastern Kentucky tonight!
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Game Time Decision

These songs are all about friendship

WCS

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Friendship?!

Redshirt
Senor Weaselo

This is the best Death Battle ever, though Kool-Aid Man vs. Macho Man was also pretty fun.

WCS

I’m sensing a great, pill-addled disturbance in the wolfen sort Force….

NotShogunButShogun

You felt that too?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am not kidding around; this is one hell of a stunt:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Station19/status/1462873614756233219

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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Oh my God…Who was his stunt double https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/1f631.svg <a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/Station19?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>#Station19</a> <a href=”https://t.co/24LnTq1qAc”>pic.twitter.com/24LnTq1qAc</a></p>&mdash; https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/26f5.svgMarinahttps://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/26f5.svg (@Firefightercap1) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Firefightercap1/status/1461513320985501703?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>November 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanksgiving dinner 2, divorced in law boogaloo has now been completed. I’m fucking stuffed like a first timer doing DVDA.

Senor Weaselo

Hijacking the music portion of the thread. We lost a giant today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgt5byRQUs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Because all the plugins gave the site cancer?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ass herpes, but yes.

Redshirt

I warned you the website was getting too promiscuous and not using protection but you all were like “No! Don’t slutshame the site! The site needs to experiment!”

Viva La Tabula Raza

Long about that time, I heard my papa lean toward my mama.
I heard papa tell mama, ‘let that boy boogie-woogie.’
He said, ‘it’s in him and it’s got to come out.’

2Pack

Probably the same reason I cannot reset my avitar. Fuckin nerds need to keep playing with shit on a site that worked just fine.

2Pack

I’m going to default to my interwebby usual method of giving it a week to see if that sorts it out.

2Pack

Don’t give me any of your “not supported by embedded code” bullshit Karen…

Viva La Tabula Raza

Since I didn’t know that Sondheim was the lyricist for WSS, I thought you were gonna tell us that Bernstein passed. But it turns out that was half my life ago. I loved that show.

Redshirt

Rocky II is on and while Rocky IV is my favorite Training Montage, Rocky II is a close second due to his training run to the Rocky Steps showing that he and by extension most of the kids in 1982 Philadelphia have either has the stamina to run more than one marathon and/or has teleportation powers.

https://www.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/

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Redshirt

The fight though loses points due to the fact that the Referee should’ve stopped the fight before they both fell because just as Rocky is throwing his last punches, Apollo was no longer capable of defending himself (a deadly foreshadowing if you will) and also when they both fell, the count should’ve been just for Apollo as Rocky’s falling was not due to Apollo hitting him; he fell down because of his momentum. By rule, Rocky’s falling would’ve been ruled a “slip” and the 10 count should’ve been just for Apollo.

But I’m thinking that the Rocky universe is run by different rules because the following fights results would’ve been different in the real world:

  • Creed-Balboa I: Apollo wins by TKO after Round 14 due to Rocky being too injured to fight.
  • Creed-Balboa II: Rocky wins by TKO in Round 15 due to Apollo no longer defending himself.
  • Balboa-Thunderlips: Thunderlips wins by Countout. Rocky was clearly out of the ring for longer than a count of 10.
  • Balboa-Thunderlips: either Thunderlips win by DQ or Double DQ. Thunderlips was choking Rocky in a illegal move and Paulie hit Thunderlips with a chair to break it up.
  • Balboa-Lang I: No Contest. There is no way a fight would’ve happened when the champions manager has a heart attack. Since Mickey’s heart attack was caused by Lang, the fight would’ve happened in a courtroom for either Civil or Criminal Reasons.
  • Balboa-Lang II: Balboa wins by TKO in Round 3. Rocky unloading dozens of punches at Lang with Lang just standing there should’ve been the referees cue to stop the fight as Lang is no longer able to defend himself.
  • Creed-Drago: Drago wins by TKO in or after Round 1. Creed was clearly out classed and unable to defend himself. Even if Rocky doesn’t stop the fight, the referee and doctor should’ve stopped the fight, as letting it continues would’ve put them in professional and legal jeopardy.
  • Creed-Drago: Creed wins by DQ in Round 2. Drago clearly makes contact with the referee to shove him out of the way. That is clearly against the rules.
  • Balboa-Drago: Balboa wins by DQ in Round 1. Drago clearly picks Balboa up and throws him to the canvas. At the very least the referee should’ve stopped the match momentarily to be sure Balboa was okay warn Drago and deduct points.
  • Balboa-Drago: Balboa wins by DQ after Round 2. Drago, after the bell, pinning Balboa by the neck and hitting Balboa square in the face was clearly against the rules.
  • Balboa-Drago: Double DQ after Round 2. Rocky and Drago clearly fight after the bell should’ve been a sign the referee has lost control of the fight and it should be abandoned. At the very least the referee should’ve gone to both corners to warn both fighters that any continued disregard for the rules will not be tolerated.
  • Balboa-Drago: Balboa wins by TKO after Round 14. The fight would’ve been awarded to Balboa, as Drago would be no condition to fight, as he is being dragged out to be shot for assaulting a member of the Supreme Soviet in public.
  • Balboa-Dixon: Dixon wins by TKO in or after Rounds 1 or 2. Dixon completely outclassing Rocky should’ve been a sign the fight should’ve been stopped.
  • Balboa-Dixon: No Contest or Balboa wins by TKO after Round 2. Dixon, clearly injuring himself after punching Rocky hip, should’ve warranted the fight doctor to inspect Dixon’s hand and possibly stopping the fight. As the injury was not caused by Balboa, the fight might’ve been ruled No Contest.
  • Creed-Conlan: Conlan wins by TKO after Round 14. Regardless of Creed’s apparent telepathic powers, him correctly guessing how many fingers the doctor has up, shouldn’t change the fact that Creed eye was clearly swollen and he could no longer see clearly enough to defend himself.
  • Creed-Drago II: Drago wins by TKO in Round 10. Creed, clearing breaking his ribs, should’ve been a sign that he is too injured to fight.
  • Creed-Drago II: Creed wins by TKO in Round 10. Drago, clearing unable/unwilling to defend himself, should’ve been a sign to the referee that he should stop the fight and not let his father see his son go through a mental breakdown in the middle of a heavyweight fight.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This should be its own post.

Game Time Decision

I’ve only seen the first Rocky and am content to keep it that way.

Redshirt

I would check out Rocky II and Rocky Balboa. Its the closest any sequel has been to the first one.

Viva La Tabula Raza

On my computer screen, the theme for the last 4 is:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s an homage to Britney being freed.