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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #2

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As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s second showcase. Remember that I will not be choosing a Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week. You must wait until the end of the month to find out which ones are my favourites.

With the songs, we are continuing with the obscure songs from The Cure.

Enjoy!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 33 pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

It’s Week Two of obscure Cure songs! Enjoy!

Song Number One:

The Cure – Mr. Pink Eyes

Canción Número Dos:

https://youtu.be/Fu-DfKhfbPM
The Cure – La Ment

Chanson Numéro Trois:

The Cure – Happy The Man

Canzone numero quattro:

The Cure – The Exploding Boy

Canção número cinco

The Cure – A Few Hours After This

Seigarren zenbakia:

https://youtu.be/wiCvvwUQbv4
The Cure – A Man Inside My Mouth

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Brick Meathook

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Cecil Rhodes

Greetings, friends and others! I have had a trifle too much sherry this evening — I hope that you are equally inebriated at the very least! It is of utmost importance that I rise in time to witness yet another successful conquest by the King’s African Water Pistols. What shall I do to make sure that I do not miss the inevitable victory?!?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Keep drinking!

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yeah right

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve been working on a cocktail called the Bloodhound. It’s basically an old-fashioned using sweet tea syrup instead of bitters and simple syrup. I’m still working on getting the details sorted out. I’m done for tonight, though.

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Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

Brick! You’re still with us! How’s your butt?

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Brick Meathook

The doctor said that I’m not only healthy but also very sexy too. I’m not quite sure what to make of that last part.

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Gumbygirl

Just assume it was good for you too. Ha, I said “assume”

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ballsofsteelandfury

I still prefer cuntmeg.

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SonOfSpam

THANK you. No respect for stare decisis around here.

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ballsofsteelandfury

She’s with Gold Coast now.

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2Pack

Mr Ayo’s work ethic is strong. Ciao tutti.

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scotchnaut

I use the word “lollygagging” every once in a while. I had no idea that I borrowed it from Bull Durham.

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Gumbygirl

Have you tried mimsy? It’s the bon mot for every occasion.

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scotchnaut

/watching Bull Durham

If I were Annie Savoy I would have read The Metamorphosis by Kafka to Nuke LaLoosh while he was handcuffed to the bed.

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Don T

“Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a giant cockroach.” [Shakes head.] Too good.
-Zero Mostel in the best film evah

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rockingdog

Found a funny;

The woke left strikes again

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Doktor Zymm

Mint lemonade is delicious. If I should ever have some sort of “party” I will have a pitcher of the stuff with optional gin next to it in an ice bucket

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BugEyedBoo

Maybe rum as well. Mojito-adjacent.

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TheRevanchist

You can always have a party of one. Clothing is always optional that way.

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Brick Meathook

TGIF:
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And for Mr. Ayo:
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Mr. Ayo

Soap! What a great punchline.

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rockingdog

Hahaha

Soap

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WCS

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Soap?

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scotchnaut

“Soap is the word (is the word, is the word, is the word)
It’s got a groove, it’s got a meaning
Soap is the time, is the place, is the motion
Soap is the way we are feeling.”

-Lyrics from “Dove 99.44%-The Musical”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Heh heh, “Mr. Pinkeye” was Eli’s nickname at summer camp.

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scotchnaut

His long and arduous journey towards using bathroom tissue properly should not be ridiculed. Can’t believe you went there.

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scotchnaut

I’ve shit on my dumb, small hometown too many times to count. I may have been a wee bit unfair.

About a month ago I had a serious health scare that involved a few blood transfusions. Somehow that paperwork landed on the desk of a guy at an entirely different hospital. That guy was a dude that I played basketball with back in high school and he’s now a doctor. He expedited the process (unbidden) of me getting a few procedures done. As wifey said, “It’s good to have connections”.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Don’t I know it.” – Doktor Zymm, rerouting her flight to avoid a layover in Cleveland

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Doktor Zymm

None of this “Ohio” nonsense

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, no, I can do better!

As wifey said, “It’s good to have connections”.

“Eh, not always.” – Doktor Zymm, realizing she’s facing a three hour layover in Cleveland

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY I CALL HIM DAK PRESCOTT CAUSE THINGS WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT BETTER IF HE HADN’T RUSHED THERE.

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WCS

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“Sigh.”

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Doktor Zymm

His mistake was having Dan Snyder as a connection. Gotta turn that one down on LinkedIn

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

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Doktor Zymm

I’m having some minor flashbacks to my earliest day drinking, when there was sunshine and a buzz and everything was a-ok. I’m in the shade now, cause it is fucking hot in the sun, and I’m on the patio of an airport lounge instead of some suburban corner of illicit underage boozing, but the general idea is the same

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was 99° in Los Angeles today. I went to the pool. Everyone else did, too.

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Doktor Zymm

Nice in the shade at LAX the last couple hours

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Fronkenshteen

I’m sure this won’t work.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EzKXI1u9PY

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Redshirt

Ha!

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Doktor Zymm

I am reasonably certain this chicken is not in black bean sauce. Are tomatoes black beans now?

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scotchnaut

The previous thread somehow forced me down a drumming rabbit hole and when I finally was able to come up for breath, John Stanier was waiting for me with one of my favourite tunes ever…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpGp-22t0lU&ab_channel=WarpRecords

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litre_cola

BeerguyRob why the fuck aren’t you in the Vancouver baseball commercial?????

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Doktor Zymm

Asked this in earlier thread, but given that we have simple syrup, there must be complicated syrup, yes? And if not, then why don’t we just call it syrup? Or use the fun alternate spelling of sirop?

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herodotus450

Dont call my sirp simple, it just take him a little longer to understand those fancy learnin symbols but he’ll get it eventually.

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Dunstan

“It’s better than uppity syrup like Aunt Jemima” — Jon Gruden

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Brick Meathook

Aunt Jemima got fired while Betty Crocker got promoted.

whitey wins again

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is closely monitoring this conversation]

– Jamarcus Russell

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litre_cola

I had that double cassette.

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Doktor Zymm

Cassettes were fun, and I learned valuable consumer lessons by getting 8 cassettes free via BMG music club!

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litre_cola

Columbia House still wants their money.

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scotchnaut

One cent at a time.

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Doktor Zymm

There were a lot of fantastic albums around then though, so getting forced to buy stuff wasn’t awful. I had the best tape collection of any 11 year old in my neighborhood, probably! (they all had cds already cuz they were fancier than me)

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Gumbygirl

I’ve been on the lam for almost 40 years!

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ballsofsteelandfury

I still do.

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