Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t.

Was looking at a calendar for some reason the other day. Most likely to try to figure what day of the week it was. Anyway, it occurred to me that I haven’t been in the office in over 2 year now. I assume whatever snaxx i had in my desk are now garbage. Even if not, not sure I want to eat something that been there that long. There’s a bunch of crap in there too, that can be tossed as I’d have a hard time telling anyone what’s in there. One thing that should come home is a bottle of Courvoisier, that hopefully hasn’t gone bad. It was for those long days in the office. As I’m gonna try to be in the office as little as possible going forward, if at all, it won’t be needed there. Props to those that have gone into the office everyday since this whole Covid thing started. I get how lucky I am to work remotely and not have to go to the office.

We’re into that late winter thing, where Sunday it was 15C/ 59F and sunny but VERY windy. Yesterday it was right around freezing and snowing/raining/sleet/hail most of the day, but not enough to really stick or cause any concerns about driving (or to me at least). So, the snow stories are probably done from me for the year, as what we will get from now on is just a slice or two on the scale. Aka, whatever\meh snow.

Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts. Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Saints can’t even win the spoon right.
litre_cola

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Sharkbait

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Don T

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Franz Ferdinand just pulled Russian tour dates. Feel like that reduces the chances of another World War by quite a bit.
SonOfSpam

They need to really rethink that Balkans tour leg.
LemonJello

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SOTU more like SOJU amirite?
[cracks open a bottle]
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Biden could probably get his approvals into the 60s if he just said “Fuck Putin” over and over until election day.
King Hippo

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Watching SOTU on about a 10 minute delay so NO SPOILERS!

I can’t bear to know beforehand who won’t stand up when.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

(this isn’t even a Madison Cawthorn joke)
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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So. How about the new, hot USFL news! You know, for a football site. 😉
Joliet Jake Delhomme

It has Jeff Fisher involved. No.
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

His favorite TV character:

SonOfSpam

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Wait…did we just go back in time by a week? [Fozz’s repeated movie review post]
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was assuming this was fozz’s way of saying he likes the Blair Witch Project.
Dunstan

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Don T

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Also got a new painting for the DFO clubhouse

rockingdog

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I don’t usually drink during the week, but today I spent nearly three hours fighting with an interpreter during a deposition of a Polish military veteran, and not once did I ask if he was responsible for putting the screen doors in the submarines.

And I found out that the bar down the street does buck-a-shuck oysters on Thursdays, so I don’t see how I couldn’t drink tonight.
Horatio Cornblower

At that price, you can’t afford NOT to!
Dunstan

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I’m just gonna go ahead and leak my plan for tonight to distract myself from the current Chernobyl Part II that’s happening across the ocean right now.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Key thing here is “across the ocean”

The jet stream is a myth, just like unicorns, global warming, and the female orgasm.
Horatio Cornblower

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if you’re so busy, why not get one of the robots to write the column for you?
Game Time Decision

“Dear Tombstone,

How do you type with a horizontal bar on?”
Senor Weaselo

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“Here’s hoping this guy has some recipes using paint thinner or wood alcohol as the base spirit. Is there a drink called a boxcar?”

-Jim Tomsula, spinning yarns around a burn barrel with Ryan Leaf and Todd Marinovich
LemonJello

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Hoarder Wife: “The only upside to your weakened health is that you can’t throw any of my stuff in the garbage.”

Me: [has instructed son to throw multiple items into dumpster at work] “Hah! You got me!”
scotchnaut

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My family just lost our matriarch as my grandmother passed away after a long life. Its not completely sad as she lived into her 90s, and was blind, deaf and suffering from dementia; its less a loss and more of a release. She’s now showing Sheamus my baby pictures and sharing embarrassing stories of my youth.
Redshirt

Seamus: “Those pics truly are wonderful. Have you ever read from the book of American Idiot?”
scotchnaut

Grandma: “So then I told him if he doesn’t find himself a nice Christian lady to settle down with, I’m going to have to find one for him myself.”
Sheamus: “Yeah, that guy really needs to get laid.”
Grandma: “That’s what I said!”
Redshirt

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For those caught in the mighty grip of GAMBLOR [side-eyes Litre], I give you a Basketball Africa League tilt (available for viewing on TSN at 12:30) between Dakar-based DUC Dakar (coached by Sir Parfait Adjivon, I kid you not) and Seydou Legacy Athletique Club out of Guinea.
scotchnaut

Ah shit I put my bet on the Seydou Legacy Athletique Club of French Guiana, not the Seydou Legacy Athletique Club of Guinea.
herodotus450

That’s some Judean People’s Front bullshit right there.
Senor Weaselo

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It’s been raining off and on here all day. In the desert. And it’s chilly. I will try to remember this day in August, when it’s 120.
Gumbygirl

As for the Ohio forecast:

Redshirt

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yeah right reporting for duty!

I really, really liked Spielberg’s West Side Story a lot.

Now for some lighter fare.

Look! Les Miserables is on!
yeah right

A Browns game? At this time of year?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve seen happier kids in Kyev, this week.
Horatio Cornblower

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We’re on the same side as the Taliban?!

Props to you, 2022. I did not see that one coming!
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/ukraine-taliban-releases-statement-regarding-russian-invasion-20220225?source=facebook
Redshirt

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Never change Scotland.

litre_cola

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It’s like rain on your wedding day

Gumbygirl

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If the NFL doesn’t schedule the Munich game during Oktoberfest they are idiots.
2Pack

They should have the Raiders and Browns play there, teams acquainted with loss and drinking…
ArmedandHammered

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Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Gumbygirl

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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.

Stay busy and safe out there.

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