Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and don’t believe in human activity.
Things learned earlier:
- Momentum is tomorrow’s starting pitcher. See Spurs and Brighton, on opposing ends of that spectrum.
- I cashed a nice wager on Sepsi OSK. Romanian footy is the tits.
- Men Untied are still a car crash, just not so much that they will lose at home to Norwich (despite blowing a 2-nil lead).
- Good thing nobody cares about the FA Cup. No siree Bob!
- Have you noticed that, like, every manager in the world has been doing the Diego Simeone “man in black” fashion touchline show this week?
- Prase (safe from relegation fo sho) Beesus, kings of the apiary.
That’s all I got. You get what you pay for, and such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0LzsThR2eI
Happy Egg Day!
Wowzers, upon further review, “my” idea isn’t novel AT ALL. (read “Entangled Life” recently, so maybe that’s where I picked it up).
https://www.technologynetworks.com/biopharma/blog/the-startup-turning-yeast-into-psychedelics-334690
Makes me want to get back into homebrewing….
Makes me think about the legal ramifications of this.
There’s no law against these strains of yeast, or yeast, of any strain – to my knowledge, of being sold for commercial or private use….
So the yeast could be sold, shipped, etc. (as yet) with no problem, I would think…
So, you could conceivably make some homebrew with yeast altered with snippets from p. cube / cyans, or peyote, or poppy, or even cocoa, perhaps….
Then, of course, purify it… My my,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLJRQQ7ITHA
Danny Elfman playing Dead Man’s Party RIGHT NOW at Coachella
Can watch on YouTube Coachella Channel 2
Need a Boingo reunion tour STAT.
Saturday Night Live has it’s moments, but it’s mostly meh. Gonna go read
Update: she’s out of surgery and resting comfortably. She had diverticulosis previously and it came back. She lost some digestive segments and they gave her fentanyl.
So that’s nice.
Youngest right asked if the sauce was going?
Sauce is going and the pasta is drying.
The thing with box wine, verrrr difficile to judge one’s consumption
Justin Blackmon once tried to box wine. He lost in the 3rd by TKO.
How about those Stallions?!!
— Catherine The Great
Whenever I see a comment like this my knowledge that she was slandered as a powerful woman in a society that wasn’t down with that conflicts with my sense of humor. I’m pretty sure she had a good life overall though and would probably find it funny in retrospect, since I hear ghosts are pretty detached so tl;dr lol
We all know you don’t get the surname of “The Great” without many accomplishments. HOWEVAH, history has a way of remembering folks for their quirks. For example, we’ll always remember Putin as the dude that rode a bear topless. (Buddy alert!)
This is the shit I will remember him for
-Bald Hitler
“They’re certainly tougher than I expected.” – Apollo Creed
Last funny;
the best running gag on Aqua Teen Hunger Force is how everything they drop on the ground immediately explodes so they don’t have to animate it anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XHmWRzqpkE
Curry is making shots
JPoole is having a big game
Warriors are Rockingggg!!! 💯
You’re like one syllable each line off from a haiku
Poole is going to get PAID next year.
Anybody interested good camera gear at a great price? I got three for sale:
Leica M6 TTL (holding this camera will make your nipples permanently erect)
Sony RX100VA (loaded with super-cool accessories)
Canon EF 28mm f/1.8 USM lens
I just listed all three on Ebay and Swappa and the Leica got its first offer 15 minutes later.
Not for me, my nipples are already permanently erect due to a workplace accident and I only take pictures od thing reluctantly because there is a camera in every phone nowadays and I have no excuse not to
There was something in the air that night, the moon was bright, FUCK PUTIN
They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, FUCK PUTIN
Zel-in-sky!
Word. Bald Hitler can fuck just all the way off…
One of his oligarch “chums” needs to sack up (because ya know they’ve gotten sick of this shit) and do what criminal families do when a war is going on that’s bad for business…
Since most of my communication with the daughters is via text it’s either really good news or really bad news when they actually call.
It wasn’t good.
Former mrs. Right is in surgery and it’s really not great with her being in stage 4 already.
Youngest right said she had this weird thought about suddenly being in charge of all of these major life decisions and she couldn’t wrap her mind around it.
I told her that I felt the same after losing my parents and said it’s basically the death of childhood.
There’s nobody to call for advice or for solace and basically you’re the family wisdom now.
Then I said not to write my ass off anytime soon cuz I ain’t going nowhere but up, baby!
She was laughing and in a good mindset when we finished the call.
Fuck. This is going to suck so fucking hard for my girls and granddaughters.
Happy Easter everyone!
Your kids and grandkids are lucky to have you
Thank you!
Oof. Gumby still has his dad, and I have one Aunt on my dad’s side. Other than that, we’re the olds. Weird, isn’t it?
It is weird. I miss those random Sunday morning tell the parents how everything is going calls. Who made me the advice giver?!
Best for a good outcome. Stay strong for them.
Just in case anyone has forgotten, fuck putin and may he die every death he has brought upon others
1000x over!
But he’ll also get assigned some deaths he didn’t bring upon others too, right? Like, I’m pretty sure he didn’t cause anyone to die via having their intestines eaten by hyenas over the course of several hours, but I’d like him to experience that, too.
I’m down with fate getting creative
Hahaha
This is wild
https://mobile.twitter.com/FTB_VIDS/status/1515479554617331723
To celebrate Easter I’m eating some chocolate-covered cherries that I bought for the kids for Christmas.
Tough but fair. They should have eaten them by now.
I’m sure they couldn’t really appriciate good chocolate the way you can, so TOTES JUSTIFIED.
“IT CERTAINLY HAS ITS MOMENTS.” – DJ 3000
Ingredients of tonight’s dinner:
Starch
Protein
Fat
Salt
Me too! But I’m also adding a dash of door.
*Makes a sad face and feeling excluded goes and sits in a corner*
-alcohol
Apologies, alcohol has been well-represented. I figured that went without saying.
I have some carnitas, a southwestern bagged salad, and some jalapeno salsa that we will have rolled up in tortillas. Easypeasy lemon squeezy! Time to burn a fattie and watch a little more of this oddly entertaining football -like extravaganza!
“And where is the acid and the heat? Hmmm?”
-Samin Nosrat
I love that show.
It’s very soothing. I do wish she’d give that buttermilk chicken a rest, though. We get it, you like it!
STOP BEING WARM YOU STUPID RADIATOR! I TURNED YOU ALL THE WAY OFF SO YOU SHOULD BE OFF AND NOT LEAK!
Is there a sort of off that is even more off than all the way off?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kw1MfkDPM4
“Uhhh Terminal 13 this is Delta Flight 148-9, uhhh, we turned off our engines but don’t seem to be slowing down all that much so uhhhh you might want to evacuate. Over.”
LOL
What it this?
Also, is there a drone cam? A live feed camera on a drone?? That like flies around during the game?? Not sure if that’s Rocking…
It’s so cool when you get one of those Cinderella runs.
“Yes!” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, after opening this page and seeing a wall of new yellow comments.
/not kidding, that’s actually what I said.
Was it actually in response to the new comments, or was it because you remembered it’s only a day before easter candy goes on sale?
Easter too?
[hyperventilates]
I got some today, it was pretty picked over. No chocolate bunnies, very sad. But Starburst jelly beans , so yay!
I would seprate Cadbury creme eggs as a kid they my jam
As long as we all agree that Peeps are an abomination, and not even candy, what the freaking fuck!
I guess I am going out after all, it’s my fault for telling people I am in town
Reprieve! Going out tomorrow afternoon to Delilah’s! That is one of the damn finest bars in the world
That’s why I publish my obituary every Thursday to avoid that such situation.
Finally figured out why the scratch made everything Italian dinner kicks my ass.
It’s the fresh pasta. The silent assassin.
The sauce has some labor no doubt but the bread thing is easy if you have the right kitchen toys.
The pasta is no joke. Hands on labor with the 10 minute knead and then running it through the pasta machine to make sheets then running it through again to cut, then you have to arrange it on the drying rack and then sweep the flour to clean up the broken pasta bits.
I was sitting on the couch watching basketball then I realized I didn’t make anything for dinner.
We made the meatballs and sauce today so it’s ready to go. Cheating by using high quality package local pasta which is pretty fresh. The rolled veal and pork roast is slow cooked in the morning served as the second course with roast potatoes rosemary and new peas. Desert is the traditional Colomba cake, coffee and chocolate eggs. Will be plenty LARGE tomorrow.
getta load of sweet knees the punter
If you’re tired of Cheez Balls and boxed red wine, you are tired of life
Mmmmm Cheez Ballz
I’m not tired of life.
“Me neither! Wait. We’re talking about cinnamon-flavored, right?” – Eli Manning, pouring himself a fresh bowl
I had a bowl of that earlier this evening.
Not judging if you drink boxed pinot grigio from a bowl.
Planters Cheez Balls will always be the pinnacle of snak for me… THatz some blue chip shit.
That spin-cam thing in Birmingham looked like the Monmouth Park horse racing crowd on a Tuesday night.
Warriors vs Nuggets 🏀
Hopefully it’s Rocking!!!
Goooooo Dubs!
Entertaining so far!
Orioles take a 2-0 lead. I honestly don’t see the Yankees coming back from that, so ‘Brockmire’ and “Archer” it is.
And we are drinking a beer!
/I’m not but it’s one of my favorite Brockmire episodes
I really should watch that show.
Watching the Yankees game.
It’s the 3rd inning and they’ve left 5-6 people on base. Against the Orioles.
This is going to be a long season, and I suspect I’m not going to watch most of it.
Is it coincidence that ‘football league’ and ‘Florida’ have the same abbreviation? Seems a bit too convenient if you ask me
Also FleshLight.
THe “FLoriDA Fleshlight Leahgue”
Has a nice ring to it
There is a very good comic novel that features Brentford winning the FA Cup
Wait you guys are actually watching the USFL? Blink twice if you need to be rescued.
To be clear, I’m not going to rescue any of you, but I think we should keep track.
Watched one play. There’s lacrosse on,,so gonna watch that instead
Battle of the Belts sounds like something Coach Reid would be the champion of.
In Chicago for the weekend and actually got painting done this time! First coat of ‘eucalyptus’ is done in the living room. It’s a pretty bright color so will need a second coat, but that and the touchups around the corners will be for tomorrow morning before the brunch drinking starts.
Thinking I will emulate Hippo and stay in tonight. I got a box of wine, blueberries, and some truffle cheese to consume while reading my book alone in my surprisingly comfy sofabed.
This game is, uh, not competitive so I may switch to Rick & Morty at halftime.
/wifey and I are cooking together
Wifey: “Alexa, play…”
Me: Please don’t say Jack Johnson, please don’t say Jack Johnson
Wifey: “…Jack Johnson.”
Me: [under my breath] “Fuck sakes! Again?”
Wifey: “Hope you don’t mind. I really like him.”
Me: “It’s fine, whatever.”
Narrator: “As Sun Tzu once said, ‘Pick your battles wisely, husband’.”
Scotchnaut: “Can we listen to something different? Just this once.”
Wife: “No problem, honey! Alexa, play Ben Harper.”
Wife: “Alexa, play Sam Smith.”
Scotchnaut: “Ugh. I’m going for a hunt. Er, I mean, a walk. Going for a walk.”
Jack Johnson literally translates to masturbation
Well, what doesn’t, kink depending?
The generic Amazon music Reggaeton station is good painting music
Thick beats and single entendres are great for finding missed spots.
Does USFL count as FOOBAWL?
https://mobile.twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1515449333294018568
https://mobile.twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1515378014569259019
This is a joke right. No way Tucker Carlson isn’t involved in this. This could turn straight men gay and gay women straight.
Honestly I feel like it’s an example of the horseshoe theory. Watch it once and you’re instantly gay. Watch it a second time and you’re back to straight again.
Personally, I think may turn you into Super Gay.
Super gay?
This is literally Kelvin Gemstone’s ‘God Squad’ come to life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs4v-zexx8M
So great. Hope I’m not homophobic for still loving this bit….
Christian Belief of Easter: The Day Jesus Christ returned from the dead and defeated sin and granted us a clear path to Heaven.
Secular Belief of Easter:
Tom Screaming Chocolate for 10 Hours – YouTube
Towns dunk was Rocking
https://mobile.twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1515442990210191360?cxt=HHwWgMCszdrX94cqAAAA
That was indeed, rocking!
Evening. We picked up dinner from a vegetarian restaurant, so I picked up some meatballs from a place across the street to supplement.
You spelled ‘counterbalance, making things right in the universe’ wrong.
Found a funny;
it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs
THIS GUY THE EASTER BUNNY I CALL HIM A SALMON DURING SPAWNING SEASON CAUSE HE IS JUST UNLOADING EGGS EVERYWHERE.
Tooth fairy: I’ll pay you for your old bones
All I ask for in the last five minutes of this Grizzlies-Wolves game is for Ja Morant to yam it in the face of someone taller than him.
I literally missed a Ja Morant dunk because I was typing the above comment.
This game is indeed Rocking!!!
Big dunks, big blocks, big shots, big points!
Wish the finish was more of a nail-biter, but it was definitely fun.
Can I ask for the Grizzlies to move back to Vancouver?
Can I ask that Stephen A. Smith, Mike Wilbon, Tim Legler, and essentially anyone TWWL force-feeds NBA TAEKS on the populace move to Saturn?