Well, looky-loo. I actually got off my lazy arse and made a 2nd thread today!
My cats (son, Kruger – the orange tabby; grandson, Noodles – the gray and black) deserve some special recognition. This week has been quite trying, on multiple levels. But this picture comes from earlier in the week, as they stood guard over their sister (my human daughter, Claire). She was going through some shit, as part of said trying week. The boys brought a bunny for her Tuesday (sans head, but still), and a bird on Wednesday. Kruger is really getting up there in age (you can tell his hips hurt, and it breaks my heart), so hunts much less than he used to. But he knew Sissy needed some good, fresh protein. What righteous dudes.
I was eating cinnamon raisin bagels this morning, when Noodles hopped in my lap. I broke off a few bagel pieces for him, which he lapped up like they were crack. Such an interesting little guy.
Makes me so pleased that Kruger accepted Noodles into his tribe, and that they view each other as family. Nothing in the world can take me so low that these boys don’t bring a smile to my face. Gifts from God, these.
Random musings:
If/when Liz Truss becomes PM, when she goes before the Queen (to do whatever formalities you weird Royalists must do), she should carry a ghetto blaster and bring break dancers in tow:
The ACC continues to stick its collective thumbs up their collective buttholes, pretending things aren’t changing. Here is an excellent summation article, written by a fellow Wolven Sort.
Everton remain fucking terrible, with no hope on the horizon. That’s a teaser for next Saturday, when the Lesser Footy DFO Collective will make our prediciones for el season nuevo del Prem. Watch this space!
Taken at the Doggies vs Demons AFL game.
https://twitter.com/timbguille/status/1551002280224165889/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1551002280224165889%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-34534018843499767529.ampproject.net%2F2207071723000%2Fframe.html
Yes! KITTIES ARE BEST! You have lovely cats sir, I commend you
Cats suck, dogs rule, had a new gin tonight that was excellent.
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RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hey BFC, you should try this Gray Whale Gin stuff…
BFC: [buys a different kind of gin]
It was a gift!
If my calculations are correct, 1341 people have been killed in these Lethal Weapon movies, but they just censorsed out a middle finger from Joe Pesci.
Hahahaha
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1551030590266347522
Damn, the Football Devil isn’t waiting for Pre-Season to collect on the Bengals’ payment from last season’s Super Bowl run.
Bengals place La’el Collins on non-football injury list; Alex Cappa, four others added to PUP – CBSSports.com
The the problem.
Went to wineries today. Tomorrows night thread may get Karen Carpentered. Plus BC Dick arrives. He is at an elopement?!? party tonight.
There’s a Mrs. Dick now???
Oh no, he will probably bang a couple bridesmaids.
That dog is so high right now, man…
To be fair, anything is an “edible” to a dog.
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“If you’re not going to move that knight, get out of the way!”
Hey, that pawn can’t move there!
Found a funny;
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
This is the best joke I have EVAR heard.
North Cakalaky is apparently the only state in the Southeast that still has reasonable abortion access.
Just so long as Gov. Cooper doesn’t die. I seriously wonder if he’s upped his security detail.
Machado 2 run Home Run!
That’s Rockingggg
Goooo Padres! ⚾️
It bothers me that teachers spent so much classroom time on the horror of “was when”, but not even a freakin’ second for “off of”.
Supposed horror, mind. Don’t get why it’s objectionable.
My cat ownership days are not over, just on hiatus.
I know in a few years there will be a major relocation and I wouldn’t subject a kitty to that again.
I had a very bad result trying to move my cat from California to Jersey by car and I won’t repeat that mistake.
When I get settled we’ll revisit the idea.
I worry whether I would outlive another cat, if my current pair enter Valhalla. Plus, I will have to deal with the fallout of my Wolven Sort daughter getting a rubber room at the nuthouse if Kruger ever dies.
I tell Henry every day he’s not allowed to die, he has to stay a kitten forever. He’s 14.
I had a cat that screamed and hyperventilated in the car from Groton CT to Kings Bay GA. Nonstop. It was awful. Gumby wanted to leave him by the side of the road in New Haven, and he loved that cat! He lost sooooo much hair, we were vacuuming it out of the car for months.
My cat howled all the way down from Tehachapi. I was amazed that the second I let her out, she was totally over it. It was like it had never even happened.
Cats are Republicans in that they would willingly love to watch the world burn if it didn’t affect them.
Cats are too cool to be political. If reincarnation happened, I’d pick in a cat.
Cats want to rule the world but don’t know quite how to do it.*
*especially if there’s a windowsill that the sun happens to be shining on at the moment
They own you, and they want to be thanked and praised for their benevolent ownership.
You’d think that would get them into “Sons/Daughters of the Confederacy” organizations, but I’ve only ever met dogs that are actively racist. Any human is equal(ly lower on the food chain) to a cat.
Not mine. Mine are Maowists.
Dios mío. I miss cigs every fucking day.
If Smokin’ Jay was local, he’d be outside your office every day, offering you one.
So would I.
Men: A Tragedy
Male: I have so much love to give.
Earth: Would you PLEASE hide your desperation.
/curtain
Kruger!
The end of that actors life sounded very sad:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_von_Bargen
Indiana works, too.
Ugh.
Gotta say: I’m more of a dog guy. The OMG OMG OMG you’re back! canine greetings are a big plus. Such neediness works well in pet form. In relationship terms oh fuck NO.
I can’t handle needfulness even in animal form. Perhaps (ok, more than perhaps) I am just a lazy fuck.
I’m over picking up anything’s shit, too.
The shit crap is what keeps me petless. I had a baby once, I did my time thanks.
Man, for like 18 brutal fucking months, I had THREE in diapers and/or pull-ups. The PTSD, it lingers.
Whoa, turns out Hippo was Antonio Cromartie this whole time.
When I get home every day the wigglebum melts me. Litrepug also brings everyone who enters one of his toys or bones for a welcome. It is awesome.
Kruger is more like a tubby, am I right?
PHILISTINE
Who designed these commercial break timings, Fibbonacci?
/because they keep getting longer, you see
Even amongst kitten brothers…DAT predatory instinct, yo. Such a beautiful thing.
https://gifer.com/en/15JE