Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the Bloodeyes, of course. Because HAIL ENTROPY (and the Hypnotoad). But first, some items of note.
The Producers-ish 500s front office fired the first A-AM shot, firing Hobo Lovie Smith for having the temerity to win Week 18. I absolutely loved how he clearly gave no fucks, and went out HIS WAY, middle fingers waving in the Texan air.
Next on the chopping block? Noted White Devil Koach Kliff Kingsbury. The Qards’ 4-13 skid mark was too much even for Qards’ management not to notice (Bill Bidwill’s sexuality aside, obvs). Who knows what they do with the 4th overall pick, or with their next head coach. I’m sure it will be hilarious, though.
Sean Payton is rumoUred to be playing footsie with the red-hot Donks. I am not particularly interested, because (i) ZERO interest in forfeiting even MOAR draft capital for a plausibly-burnt out has been; (ii) Ejiro Evero is a much cooler dude (and name); and (iii) Jesus, just look at that disgusting, fat fuck.
Now, to the main event!
TCU (+13) v. Georgia (7:30, ESPN in many flavoUrs)
Blood. FOAR. The. Bloodeyes GODS!! Sonny Dykes and TCU are the quintessential American “underdog” story. Dykes got run out of Cal-Berkley for fuck’s sake. I can remember mentioning his name for my Wolven Sort, but so long ago and can’t remember which coaching search it was (and also maybe I am just imagining this). Daywalker extraordinaire Max Duggan didn’t even win the QB1 role coming into the season. I mean, you couldn’t make this shit up, even for a franchise as untethered in FITBAW reality as “Friday Night Lights.”
On the other sideline? Welcome, my son. To the machine. Kirby Smart is like a less evil, but possibly even more competent, Nick Saban. Stetson Bennett IV will no doubt be Grumblelord’s focus on Draft weekend, because The Legend of White Mac might just not be overseer-enough.
But I still have questions. The blowout everyone expects COULD happen, but I think them thar Froggies got more than just a puncher’s chance. For one, they are legitimately good (NFL talent at almost every level), and the most physical “Air Raid” team you will ever see. They also run a 3-3-5 defense, a novelty in the B1G and SEC (completely so for B1G, just mostly in SEC play). I read on The Athletic how Michigan was seemingly flummoxed by this. Sure, I expect Kirby Smart to be better prepared than Lesser Harbs. But it’s still an issue.
Secondly, UGA doesn’t have the scariest offensive skill position players on earth. Especially if their mostrously large human TE is out or limited (ankle owie). If just “power in the trenches” were enough, the Wolverines would be in SoCal to make the Dawgs.
I think we are getting a good one tonight. Famous last words, I know.
Random 2a awake tonight. Just checked the game score.
It is time to bring back the BCS machine. It can be sponsored by Elon Musk.
Why am I still awake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTE4LTItshI
I was wondering that myself? I have stuff to do earlyish, I need to crash. Goodnight, Stormtroopers!
I’m watching Senorita Weaselo play The Sims (because she needed a brief break from Ghost of Tsushima) while doing some of a transcription.
First off, can we not avoid sharps for horn players like the plague? Both in the chords and in the parts, absolutely unnecessary.
Second, anyone who writes m7(b5) deserves to burn in hell. Calling it a half-diminished and using the ø sign tells you what you need in less time.
Jets fan won his parlay and older gay dude gave me restaurant recommendations and shitty gay bartender overcharged me but I still left 20% which is actually pretty shit compared to what I usually leave but fuck him he’s nawt as good as the bartenders back in my day
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“Think of how many more
dollarsgames like this one we’ll have when there are 12 playoff teams!”-Playoff Committee or whoever
Raining!
I asked Siri, because I’m exactly like Zooey Deschanel.
Umm, how exactly?
And do you have a sister exactly like Emily?
Is all the rain you guys are getting filling back up the resivours, at least?
Most of it goes straight to the ocean. The snowpack is the real water storage device, and snowmelt goes to the reservoirs. There are systems to capture some rainfall, but during torrential storms most of it needs to be moved out fast.
Older gay dude had some legit knowledge about SoCal. Apparently Mullholland and others designed it to just funnel off, totally artificial drainage
This Championship game reminds me of the series premiere of Black Mirror, where the guy fucks a pig and people are watching at first out of curiosity, but then it’s just out of pity.
Or maybe it’s because it’s Georgia and Texas Christians.
Like the Kardashian-Ray J sex tape.
Fuck it, I’m calling it. This is a retirement-level event for the boys.
Who the hell is that?
Modern day minstrelsy. Be happy you don’t know.
I couldn’t place it until Spam’s comment since I’ve never seen her name without “and Silk” after it.
This game is so unintentionally boring its effecting our ability to comment. Like it’s not even funny at this point
Damnit, I can’t even watch an on demand movie without the cable company constantly stopping it to show me flash flood warnings. Motherfuckers, I’m sitting on my couch drinking wine trying to watch a movie, I’m not planning to drive through the canyons. Leave me alone!
It’s freezing rain here.
Be safe out there
Have you gathered two of every animal?
Don’t forget the skunks (by which I mean weed)
Not gonna lie, it’s kinda upsetting me that tcu is rolling over.
It’s gonna take away from Alabama beating the ever loving piss outta notre dame a decade ago
I haven’t seen this kind of annihilation in a championship since Hazard vs. Complete Control.
So I didn’t watch, was it not as close as the score might suggest?
Luckily the 4th quarter is where TCU really shines
They should probably go get their fuckin’ shinebox then.
UGA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLO8i5bdfg