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The Taylor Swift Experience, Part 6: One Minute To Midnights
In real time, its been six days since I started my Taylor Swift journey. Now here we are, finishing the discography of one of…
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The Taylor Swift Experience, Part 5: The Covid Albums
It’s taken me so long to write about Folklore. I want to get it right, but I don’t want to alter the experiment. At…
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The Taylor Swift Experience: Music Crimes
Since part 1 of this series, people have been telling me they’re excited for when I get to reputation. I built it up in…
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The Taylor Swift Experience, Day 3
It’s day 3. My mind overflows with Taylor Swift. Each waking moment she haunts me. I see her face in my coffee…Actually that’s latte…
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The Taylor Swift Experience, Day 2
Warm up your scroll wheel and bust out your reading glasses, because we have a novel to read. I’m not even going to hit…
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I Listened To Every Taylor Swift Album In 7 Days. Here’s What Happened To My Brain
Hi! I’ve been in and out of hibernation for the past several months, which is apparently my new normal. Two months ago I came…
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The Broncos are on Bye and so is my Heart
In 2009, my favorite band broke up. The Barenaked Ladies were fun enough on the radio but I actually found a lot of weird…
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Lessons in Failure: Broncos and Board Games
Alex, what does this have to do with football? Boy, I’m glad you asked.
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This is Your Denver Broncos 2023 Season Preview & Open Thread
Put on your hazmat suit and dance the Blucifer, ‘cuz if Broncos fans can’t escape these truths, neither can you.
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47 Wide Right
Earlier eras of football history saw reckless intervention by alien forces. As time progressed, though, subtler and subtler methods were used by the planetary…