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Rearranging my guts
I’ve been 360+ lbs for about 15 years now. In that time, I’ve managed to get back into the 200s twice and have always…
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The Taylor Swift Experience: The Tortured Alex Department
During the 2023 NFL season I lost a bet that resulted in me writing a paragraph about every single song Taylor Swift had ever…
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A Fresh Load For The Brain Dump
It’s been a fair few months since I’ve collected my thoughts from the notes I keep on my phone. Today I decided to pull…
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Tiny Conflicts
I’ve been so consumed by working on this cute little board game that I forgot to write horror this week!
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Soil after harvest
I know you can see this. I’ve worked out where I am – I’m jammed into the bottom of the lab’s elevator shaft with…
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Eat and grow
Can you read this? Please, I can’t get out. All the doors are locked and the badge doesn’t work. I have no idea what…
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Formaldehyde and milk
Polyethylene terephthalate is the world’s most common thermoplastic polymer resin. Common uses include in fibers for clothing, drink containers, and food packaging. Safe for…
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A Football Story For The Galaxy
For the last decade I’ve been wanting to write a novel that takes place in the stars that make up Orion’s Belt. I never…
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My brain is rotting in confinement
About six weeks ago I badly injured my back and have been forced to spend almost all of my time in bed, as even…
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The Taylor Swift Experience, part 7: FINALE!
Welcome to the final post! We’ve come a long way together. But before we can get to the fun stuff, I have some outstanding…