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  • Rearranging my guts

    Rearranging my guts

    May 2, 2024

    I’ve been 360+ lbs for about 15 years now. In that time, I’ve managed to get back into the 200s twice and have always…

  • The Taylor Swift Experience: The Tortured Alex Department

    The Taylor Swift Experience: The Tortured Alex Department

    April 25, 2024

    During the 2023 NFL season I lost a bet that resulted in me writing a paragraph about every single song Taylor Swift had ever…

  • A Fresh Load For The Brain Dump

    A Fresh Load For The Brain Dump

    April 18, 2024

    It’s been a fair few months since I’ve collected my thoughts from the notes I keep on my phone. Today I decided to pull…

  • Tiny Conflicts

    Tiny Conflicts

    April 4, 2024

    I’ve been so consumed by working on this cute little board game that I forgot to write horror this week!

  • Soil after harvest

    Soil after harvest

    March 28, 2024

    I know you can see this. I’ve worked out where I am – I’m jammed into the bottom of the lab’s elevator shaft with…

  • Eat and grow

    Eat and grow

    March 21, 2024

    Can you read this? Please, I can’t get out. All the doors are locked and the badge doesn’t work. I have no idea what…

  • Formaldehyde and milk

    Formaldehyde and milk

    March 14, 2024

    Polyethylene terephthalate is the world’s most common thermoplastic polymer resin. Common uses include in fibers for clothing, drink containers, and food packaging. Safe for…

  • A Football Story For The Galaxy

    A Football Story For The Galaxy

    March 7, 2024

    For the last decade I’ve been wanting to write a novel that takes place in the stars that make up Orion’s Belt. I never…

  • My brain is rotting in confinement

    My brain is rotting in confinement

    February 29, 2024

    About six weeks ago I badly injured my back and have been forced to spend almost all of my time in bed, as even…

  • The Taylor Swift Experience, part 7: FINALE!

    February 8, 2024

    Welcome to the final post! We’ve come a long way together. But before we can get to the fun stuff, I have some outstanding…

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