The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky (honking his horn): Come on...come on... Radio Announcer: And we're only minutes away from the first pick of day 2! Brocky: Aw, man! I missed the big shindig
Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby
Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special
The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory. OSZ: I dunno, guys...I'm not seeing anything really fuel-efficient here. Future Moose (checking out a 1977 Chevy van with a wizard painted on the side): This might
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)
The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured a fearsome entity called Cookiethulhu, and it stands looming over her, wrapped in mystic smoke. JJ Fozz: Good...lord... Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (inhaling the smoke): He smells like...freshly-baked oatmeal cookies! Ballsofsteelandfury (also
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 27)
Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 3)
Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 26)
The scene: The basement of the creepy house where the Angry Girl Scout dwells. JJ Fozz, Lord Revisile, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Ballsofsteelandfury are chained to the wall while the Angry Girl Scout busies herself by drawing a pentagram and a variety of arcane symbols on the floor. JJ Fozz: Look, kid... Angry
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 23)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla's shoulder as the ape stocks up on bananas. Horatio Cornblower: Okay, you have all the bananas. Can we get the beer now? Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook. Horatio Cornblower: Right! Can't forget