Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so's I can moiderize 'em?

Hey guys, we are having an influx of Russians trying to gain access to good old DFO. I'm having to approve by hand, so if you would, after you fill out the joiner form, email me at [email protected] to let me know you aren't going to try to spam our

Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids.  They are no longer a priority to the Republican party.  You can't abort them, can't get welfare after being forced to have them, can't afford the insurance for them, and now you can't educate them properly. GOOD FUCKING LUCK PARENTS

Hey guys, my birthday is next week.  If you've ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation in DFO's name to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU or any of the awesome organizations working to help people right now.  Or send scotch.

Republican lawmakers have pledged $12-15 billion to build an unnecessary wall. Healthcare isn't something the government should be paying for somehow.

The [*Redacted] s have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.

https://youtu.be/RH3OxVFvTeg Oh my Gob, you guys.

This moron can't tell the difference between proficiency and growth as a measure for students.  I'm glad I didn't breed.