Author: Horatio Cornblower

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu

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Guten Tag, Drones. Let's face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on the free bread before the appetizers even get to the table, then after you've worked your way through the appetizer, (and God forbid you ordered a soup),

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!

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Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls:  not one word) equipment and watching Hellesuck destroy any hopes and dreams Litre might once have had to put together this morning's work week distraction. Seriously, Hellebuyck, suck more why don't you? Today's topic

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Trickeration!

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Guten Tag, Drones.   It's 12:38 am as I write this, because I forgot all about this until now.  And I wouldn't be awake right now if the Edmonton Oilers hadn't just scored the tying goal with about 20 seconds left in the third period, thereby requiring me to stay awake just

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stay Inside The Lines

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Good morning. As you may recall, our cat took a turn for the worse a few days ago, refusing to eat and just hiding around the house, the way older (13+ in this case) animals will do when they're about to die.  It was a rough couple of days around the

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up

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I'll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we'll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks, but I wanted to use that featured image and I've been watching more hockey than usual lately, so you will get the draft you get and

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!

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Guten Tag, drones. Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday's AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky's once "unbreakable" career-goal scoring mark. Side-note, fuck Gretzky and his MAGA ass.  Canada should revoke his citizenship. Anyway, Ovechkin now taking the record back to the Russian Motherland inspired a conversation

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked

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Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey Genius, This Would Have Been Great *LAST* Week!!

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OK, so admittedly my timing isn't the best on this one.  Last Monday, as I justifiably celebrated with a few beers with my father and brother at The Harp in romantic Willimantic, CT was St. Patrick's Day.  While I was coming back from those beers, (2-3 Guinness, and yes, I did

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Are You Really Gonna Wear That?

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Guten Tag, people, and Happy St. Patrick's Day.  This post has nothing to do with Ireland or the Irish.  I've been busy today trying to plan a trip to Puerto Rico, while knowing nothing about the island other than it's in the middle of the Atlantic, is home to DFO's

Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The F*ck Is That Thing!?!?

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Good morning people.  I assume it's a good morning for some of you anyway.  Me, I'll still be rolling into Daylight Savings Time, which I hate for depriving me an hour of beautiful sleep, a time when, like Ralph Wiggum, I'm a Viking, or at least unconscious and not having