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Horatio Cornblower - April 8, 2024April 8, 2024

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Morning, eh?  Today's the day of the total solar eclipse.  My son lives in Burlington, VT, right in the path.  We could have gone up and had a free place to stay and see it, but instead I have to deal with two Court hearings, one of them the result

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Horatio Cornblower - April 1, 2024March 31, 2024

130

People, we have some truly promising drafts coming up, courtesy of one Mr. Rikki Rikki Deadly.  I can only assume that the soothing hum of near constant vacuuming has something to do with triggering brain activity that leads to mock draft topics. Or murder, but I'm going to lean into the

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Horatio Cornblower - March 25, 2024March 24, 2024

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This week's idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo.  Or "Weasel" as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him. Anyway, Senor suggested "concerts you'd go back in time to attend."  UConn is playing Northwestern right now, so let's not waste a lot of time here.  Was there a concert in

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Horatio Cornblower - March 4, 2024March 3, 2024

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OK, let's make this quick.  This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn't sure if this one would work.  Then I remembered that I don't get paid for this, that we do this rather than work on a Monday,

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Horatio Cornblower - February 26, 2024February 25, 2024

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It's week 2 of the Long Winter known as the off-season, and as I write this not only is it cold and dark out, (not cold enough to snow, however, because that would be fun), but I have a) lost my battle with a cold, which is now in full

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Horatio Cornblower - February 19, 2024February 18, 2024

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Greetings and salutations, DFOers.  Welcome to the long dark night of the soul, or as people who don't devote every waking moment of their days to football and dick-jokery call it, "The NFL Off-Season."Our work here in the #contentmines  doesn't stop just because the NFL needs to take a long

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Horatio Cornblower - November 1, 2023October 31, 2023

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(feature image is things I've also forgotten) Well, this is awkward.  Sort of dropped the ball on the whole "bye week" thing, and now the Cowboys are back to actually playing the games.  Well, what are ya gonna do, cut my pay?  Much like Michael Irvin with a pair of scissors,

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Horatio Cornblower - September 4, 2023September 4, 2023

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I'll go first.  I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day.  At least here in Connecticut it's sunny and mid-80's.  Aren't gonna be too many of these days left before the cold embrace of winter grips us and... Oh, right, global warming.  Yeah, no, pretty soon this will

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Horatio Cornblower - August 30, 2023August 27, 2023

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The Dallas Cowboys are coming off of consecutive 12-5 regular season campaigns.  They've never done that before, mostly because they've only recently started to play 17 games in the regular season.  Unfortunately both of those successful regular seasons ended early in the play-offs, both times to the 49ers and both

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Horatio Cornblower - August 28, 2023August 27, 2023

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Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn't get around to it until after midnight best coast time, because I eventually got around to walking the dog, mowing and raking the lawn, and CHASING MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING CATTLE OFF MY YARD AGAIN!!  Totally