This Friday, Mark Davis finally pulled off the mask and let us get a glimpse of the dark mastermind that's been hiding behind his "earnest simpleton" facade for the last five years as he took the Raiders from an annual laughingstock to a genuine contender and pulled more public money
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Things Are Not What They Seem
DFO Radio: Literature
Request Line: Literature
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into his cellphone while the PRODUCER stands next to him, angrily checking his watch. PRODUCER: Goddamnit, where is he? CONNOR: [hanging up] His agent said he pulled up outside of
Flying the Friendly Skies
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAY. TSA AGENT 1: ...and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard. TSA AGENT 2: And she believed you? TSA AGENT 1: Well, yeah, she's a city girl, she doesn't know what they smell like. So anyhow...[peers at X-ray machine monitor]...oh, wait.
DFO Radio: Chatter
Request Line: Chatter
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer moves around the interior of the booth, showing the basic features to its occupant, a physically perfect specimen of a man. PRODUCER: ...and so mostly everything is controlled from outside, so all you need to worry about is chatting with the callers. Sound good? ADRIAN PETERSON: NO PROBLEM! PRODUCER: Actually, you're
Quick Draft: Travel Companion
I'm headed to London in a few hours, and thanks to a family connection, there's a decent chance I'll be flying in first class. Since I'm flying out of LAX, there's also a decent chance that someone famous will be on my flight. I've given it some thought, and I
DFO Radio: Free Agency
Request Line: Free Agency
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty. A pair of radio professional are chatting casually in the outer office in front of a massive new piece of equipment. CONOR, THE INTERN: ...so when does she get back? PRODUCER: In two weeks. It's been pretty great. I've been letting the animals sleep upstairs,
Barrelling Towards More Beer: The Second Annual Atwater March Pub Crawl
DFO Radio: Delusions of Grandeur
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – MORNING A producer and a pair of drive-time radio personalities are engaged in an animated discussion. THE ANIMAL: Is this a fucking joke? PRODUCER: I assure you, this is not a joke. JIMMY: We're being pulled off the air for WHAT? PRODUCER: Trust me, I'm as surprised as you guys are. Take the