Last week, TheeWeeBabySeamus and his special guest Richie Incognito took over the microphone for the day, with the topic being "Having One of Those Days". As usual, the commentists were eager to celebrate my absence and came through with a very fine collection of music that, if it won't make you
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day? FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers? FOCUS GROUP
DFO Radio: How the F*** You Doin’, Flyboys?
Request Line: Flight Plan
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN sits in front of a large piece of electronic equipment, sipping coffee. The PRODUCER sits in front of the exterior control panel, getting things ready for the evening's broadcast. DJ 3000: Oh, man! I'm so excited. It's my first time
DFO Radio: Girls, Girls, Girls
Last week Yeah Right ably took over the microphone for the afternoon, and you responded by jamming the phone lines to such a degree that now you're getting shortchanged on this writeup because there's so much music to deal with. I hope you're happy!* Spotify link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1s-xmwLbvE&list=PL8jISGCdX6CEieHKvSx3L4qAZ09nctgEb *I do, genuinely hope you're happy.
The Mile High Five Club
...we now resume our regularly scheduled programming in progress... TSA AGENT 1: [standing firm] You’re not getting on the plane with this thing. GUS BRADLEY: [glares at agent] I’m not getting on the plane without it. TSA AGENT 2: [diplomatically] It’s all right, Coach Bradley. We’ll figure something out. Let me just call our supervisor. TSA AGENT
DFO Radio: Things Are Not What They Seem
Request Line: Things Are Not What They Seem
DFO Radio: Literature
Request Line: Literature
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into his cellphone while the PRODUCER stands next to him, angrily checking his watch. PRODUCER: Goddamnit, where is he? CONNOR: [hanging up] His agent said he pulled up outside of
Flying the Friendly Skies
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - DAY. TSA AGENT 1: ...and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard. TSA AGENT 2: And she believed you? TSA AGENT 1: Well, yeah, she's a city girl, she doesn't know what they smell like. So anyhow...[peers at X-ray machine monitor]...oh, wait.
