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Request Line: Milestones
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A human and a sizable slab of electronic equipment sit comfortably outside an empty recording booth. PRODUCER: So I…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 3
EXT. OSTENTATIOUS SUBURBAN MANSION – DAY NARRATOR [voiceover]: …about that time, Ray and Aqib had just finished a game of mailbox baseball. RAY: …it’s…
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DFO Radio: The Future
For those who missed my relentless shilling for it and were confused by the structure and content of last week’s Request Line, it was…
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DFO Radio: Rock and/or Roll PLUS bonus Book Flies Open
Tuesday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a playlist about Rock and/or…
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Your Open Saturday Morning Open Championship Open Thread Open
Buenos dias! Hoy es…um…el partido de Ingleterra…ah nuts to this. It’s Saturday and it’s time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over…
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Request Line: Rock and/or Roll
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit.…
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Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread
— [maternity ward door flies open] — ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a…
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DFO Radio: Crippling Alcoholism
As I mentioned, this isn’t the fun-time alcohol party mix. This is the dark side. I’ll let David Foster Wallace share some words on…
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Request Line: Crippling Alcoholism
EXT. ARIZONA STATE HIGHWAY 87 – DAY A car appears to be stalled in the breakdown lane of the northbound lane. A pair of state…