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Buenos dias! Hoy es…um…el partido de Ingleterra…ah nuts to this. It’s Saturday and it’s time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit.…

— [maternity ward door flies open] — ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a…

As I mentioned, this isn’t the fun-time alcohol party mix. This is the dark side. I’ll let David Foster Wallace share some words on…

EXT. ARIZONA STATE HIGHWAY 87 – DAY A car appears to be stalled in the breakdown lane of the northbound lane. A pair of state…

EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…

One of the downsides to the “digital revolution” that has made albums available at a snap of your fingertips (assuming you’ve trained your Google…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his console looking incredibly vexed. PRODUCER: I can’t believe he didn’t show up. DJ 3000:…

EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS – DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (from the DFO World Cup Open Thread): Okay, if I stay put and watch the second half, it will be a dull, interminable…