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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…
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DFO Radio: Intros and Outros
One of the downsides to the “digital revolution” that has made albums available at a snap of your fingertips (assuming you’ve trained your Google…
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Request Line: Intros and Outros
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his console looking incredibly vexed. PRODUCER: I can’t believe he didn’t show up. DJ 3000:…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 1
EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS – DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version…
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DFO Radio: Stripped Down
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (from the DFO World Cup Open Thread): Okay, if I stay put and watch the second half, it will be a dull, interminable…
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Request Line: Stripped Down
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and DJ 3000 stand outside the recording studio, gazing into the booth. PRODUCER: Wow. DJ 3000: I…
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DFO Radio: Eponymous and/or Naming Rights
Last week DFO Radio’s regular groove got busted up by Courtney Brown, who nonetheless was coached up to deliver a session that actually worked. …
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Request Line: Eponymous and/or Naming Rights
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. We join the show already in progress… COURTNEY BROWN: Hey, so people can call in and request songs? PRODUCER:…
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DFO Radio: Wanton Destruction
I’ve never lived through a major natural disaster before. I saw my share of Nor’easters growing up in New England, but nothing that cost…
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Request Line: Wanton Destruction
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, practicing a trick where he spins a pen across his fingers. He keeps…
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