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That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT…
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That’s My Raiders! Tank Time
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Show [sic] is filmed in front of a…
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Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I’m feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses…
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Bears at the Bye
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting. One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at…
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That’s My Raiders! Contraindications
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s So Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a…
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Browns Win! Browns Win! Browns Win!
We don’t normally celebrate individual wins here at doorfliesopen, but this is a special occasion, in that it has been more that 630 days…
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Donnie Doesn’t Know
(sung to the tune of “Scotty Doesn’t Know“) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA — Donnie doesn’t know that his Paulie flipped And signed off on a plea deal…
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That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of…
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DFO Radio: Songs of Hope
Last week, our former President dropped by to lead us in collecting some songs about hope. I thought it would be a nice, happy,…