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A Cable Car Christmas
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I…
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2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys’ newfound confidence, I’m feeling less…
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DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)
The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly…
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Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are…
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That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT…
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That’s My Raiders! Tank Time
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Show [sic] is filmed in front of a…
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Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I’m feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses…
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Bears at the Bye
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting. One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at…