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Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 1)
Friday, January 25 Right ascension 16 47 47.9 Declination -75 18 19 Elongation 80.4 Delta 0.57 AU Josh McCown is frowning as he…
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Overture / It’s a Boy / 1921
INT. BUFFALO WILD WINGS – DAY A grey-haired, thickset older man dressed in a very expensive suit walks to the hostess station at the…
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Your “So Very Tired…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Season’s greetings! Cervezahombreroberto is still on furlough from the content mines, so you’re getting a very worn out mongoose handling the reins instead. I have…
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Not a Sponsored Post
INT. SECRET NFL QUARTERBACKS CLUB – DAY The secret NFL quarterbacks club is decorated festively, with mementos from the War on Christmas displayed prominently…
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F— All Teams, F— All Fanbases
Hi everyone! Normally, Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Jerk Joke Jambaroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. But apparently Drew is on injured…
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A Cable Car Christmas
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I…
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2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys’ newfound confidence, I’m feeling less…
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DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)
The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly…