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Request Line: Joined at the Hip
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of men sit calmly behind the desk inside the recording booth. The PRODUCER punches the talkback button.…
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Request Line: Piano Men
INT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY – 9 A.M. – SATURDAY Patriots Director of Player Personnel NICK CASERIO is hard at work in a conference room. …
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Meanwhile, in Overland Park…
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET – DAY A very young boy plays by himself with a football on the lawn in front of a nondescript suburban…
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Request Line: Imports
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join things in progress, as ROBERT KRAFT sits in front of the microphone telling a ribald story. ROBERT…
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Meanwhile, in Jupiter…
INT. POLICE STATION FRONT DESK – DAY A weary-looking Hispanic female officer sits behind a divider that separates the police station bullpen from the…
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Your “The Sun Rises on the Factory” Saturday Morning Open Thread
Good morning! The sun is finally out in Los Angeles after a couple more days of rain and I’m thinking it would be nice…
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Request Line: Duets
INT. UNDERDOG SPORTS BAR – NIGHT A thin crowd mulls around a dimly lit sports bar. Practically every available surface in the bar is…
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Request Line: Coffee is for Closers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY PATRICK MAHOMES stands in the office outside the studio, smoking a cigarette. DJ 3000 is near the wall, watching…
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Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 3)
Sunday, February 3 Right ascension 17 31 22.9 Declination -74 16 68 Elongation 76.4 Delta 0.02 AU This is the end of my journey.…
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Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 2)
Wednesday, January 30 Right ascension 16 49 55.2 Declination -74 14 23 Elongation 71.2 Delta 0.25 AU Doug Martin is very, very surprised…