According to Google: Your Offensive Coordinator’s Playcalling is Too Conservative

No matter which team you support, it's very easy to find some mouthbreathing idiot whose only contribution to discussions is to proclaim that "Offensive coordinator X is TOO CONSERVATIVE!"  You'll also find this particular breed exhorting that what the offense really needs to do is "ram that ball down their

DFO Radio: Spycraft

My goodness that weekend went by quickly!  I spent most of it stewing about two judges.  The first was Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who used to work with my wife in the San Diego prosecutor's office and is the current target of Donald Drumpf's ire thanks to the prospect that his

Request Line: Spycraft

EXT. BOCA RATON, FLORIDA - DAY BILL BELICHICK: Grumble grumble have you guys watched the Americans it's pretty good. PETE CARROLL: And have the Rand Corporation track my viewing habits?  No thanks, man. ANDY REID: [looks up from bucket of fried chicken] PETE CARROLL: I do enjoy Mr. Robot, though. JIM CALDWELL: As do I. BILL BELICHICK:

DFO Radio: Shock The Monkey

Good morning!  Or good afternoon if you're on the east coast.  Or good...day if you're on DFO standard time.  I hope nobody's hurting too bad from yesterday's revelry and can have some more fun instead of just spending the holiday recovering.  I'll be exhibiting my patriotism by going to the

Request Line: Shock The Monkey

INT. RADIO BOOTH - DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it's me, Beansie!  I'm back from my vacation in Jamaica.  Right in time for another holiday weekend! BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK. DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Oh man, you wouldn't believe some of the shit I saw.  Of course, I was so blazed the whole time

Les Jaguras

INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM - DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior. They are tossing a pair of turf shoes amongst each other, laughing at the older man's futile attempts to get them back. ALL: [taunting] Keep away! 8945

Request Line: The Wreckage of the Larry Fitzgerald

What's long, slippery, and full of semen?  An overtime game in a snowstorm between the Vikings and Buccaneers!  Ha ha, get it? Hi folks, I'm Super Bowl winning quarterback (no, not this year) and two-time MVP Aaron Rodgers.  As you might have heard, I really, really, really love women.  I mean,

DFO Radio: Yo Soy Requesta

As some of you might have seen in yesterday's open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I'll be trying to make the most of my temporary bachelorhood this week.  That most likely entails rekindling my relationship with our neglected* Playstation and thinning out the herd