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Wet Hot Amari-Can Summer: First Day of Camp (Your 2017 Oakland Raiders Season Preview)
A fresh-faced young man carrying a sleeping bag and knapsack strides down a path covered in pine needles, singing “The Cat Came Back”. DEREK…
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DFO Radio DOUBLE SHOT: The Long Kiss Goodnight and Holding Out
Due to circumstances (re: having to go to San Diego for work), I wasn’t able to publish DFO Radio last week. Which, I suppose,…
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Request Line: Holding Out
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The PRODUCER is bustling outside the studio, getting everything ready for the show. A mountainous man sits in the…
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HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
…and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you’re ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 1)
[An astonishingly handsome man steps into camera frame.] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi there! This past week at [Door Flies Open] we dug out a bunch of “old”…
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[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young woman in a smart suit and horn-rimmed glasses is bustling around a control board on the exterior…
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[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging in an office filled with mid-century modern furniture and painted…
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DFO Radio: Get Th(rowback W)ee(k) Behind Me
Greetings! This week, we’re very excited to be celebrating our 2nd anniversary of online residence here at doorfliesopen.com. But people forget that we’ve actually…
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Meanwhile, in the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time…
INT. CLUTCH BAR – 11:43 PM, JULY 16, 2017 We open the scene inside a bar in Dallas, where numerous patrons of questionable character are…