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Request Line: Adversaries
EXT. RADIO STATION PARKING LOT – DAY A vehicle pulls into the lot and screeches to a stop. The PRODUCER emerges in a hurry,…
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DFO Radio: Navigation
Given the avalanche of #kontent yesterday, I held DFO Radio for today. Let’s just say it got lost along the way. Curiously, Mitchell Trubisky…
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Request Line: Navigation
INT. RENTAL CAR – DAY A pair of young men are driving a rental car through the streets of Culver City. The one driving…
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The Art of the Meal: Your 2017 Kansas City Chiefs Preview
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks! I’m here with our old friend Andy Reid, who has graciously agreed to help us out with our Chiefs preview for…
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Wet Hot Amari-Can Summer: First Day of Camp (Your 2017 Oakland Raiders Season Preview)
A fresh-faced young man carrying a sleeping bag and knapsack strides down a path covered in pine needles, singing “The Cat Came Back”. DEREK…
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DFO Radio DOUBLE SHOT: The Long Kiss Goodnight and Holding Out
Due to circumstances (re: having to go to San Diego for work), I wasn’t able to publish DFO Radio last week. Which, I suppose,…
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Request Line: Holding Out
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The PRODUCER is bustling outside the studio, getting everything ready for the show. A mountainous man sits in the…
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HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
…and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you’re ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first…
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[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 1)
[An astonishingly handsome man steps into camera frame.] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi there! This past week at [Door Flies Open] we dug out a bunch of “old”…