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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1
INT. TRAIN STATION – DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick…
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Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History
Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed “the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history” there’s been a bit of a fuzz…
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Meanwhile, After Practice…
INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I’m sure you…
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Request Line: So Long, Tom
As you might have read by now, Tom Petty has died. I’m not aware of any particular connection that Tom might have had to…
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Just This Once, I’m Throwing it Downfield.
Is that Tyreek Hill? Why aren’t the Patriots covering him? Is this some kind of a trick? He’s awfully far away. But you know…
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DFO Radio: NFL Karaoke
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Well, that’s a wrap on the offseason. What did you think, of the NFL Karaoke topic, Mark? MARK DAVIS: IT WAS THE MOST…
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Request Line: Karaoke Party!
INT. PRIVATE KARAOKE ROOM – NIGHT A pair of radio professionals are sipping beers in a box karaoke room. A disco ball spins above…
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DFO Radio: Percussion
Welcome to another Tuesday edition of DFO Radio! Last week’s Request Line was rushed because I was on my way to a wedding weekend…
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Request Line: Percussion
Good day to you! Due to time constraints, I wasn’t able to write up a sketch for today’s Request Line. That’s all right, that’s…
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DFO Radio: Adversaries
One storyline that the NFL will relentlessly attempt to promote is that certain teams do not like each other. Steelers vs. Ravens is the…
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