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Buy Chinese
When I was a wee lad, I played on the town’s soccer club. During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3
INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…
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May the Cycle Melt: Raiders at the Bye
INT. THE PARLOR AT CROFTON COURT – NIGHT A trio of distinguished gentlemen are seated at a table around a ouija board. Two of…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2
INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN – DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists – ELI MANNING, DOUG…
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DFO Insider: Calendar Boys
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – contrary to form – hard at work in their office. …
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1
INT. TRAIN STATION – DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick…
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Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History
Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed “the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history” there’s been a bit of a fuzz…
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Meanwhile, After Practice…
INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I’m sure you…
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Request Line: So Long, Tom
As you might have read by now, Tom Petty has died. I’m not aware of any particular connection that Tom might have had to…
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