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  • Buy Chinese

    Buy Chinese

    November 28, 2017

    When I was a wee lad, I played on the town’s soccer club.  During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named…

  • The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

    The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

    November 22, 2017

    INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall.  Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…

  • May the Cycle Melt: Raiders at the Bye

    May the Cycle Melt: Raiders at the Bye

    November 15, 2017

    INT. THE PARLOR AT CROFTON COURT – NIGHT A trio of distinguished gentlemen are seated at a table around a ouija board.  Two of…

  • The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2

    The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2

    November 9, 2017

    INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN – DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists – ELI MANNING, DOUG…

  • Shellraiser

    Shellraiser

    October 31, 2017

    INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles.  In…

  • DFO Insider: Calendar Boys

    DFO Insider: Calendar Boys

    October 25, 2017

    INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – contrary to form – hard at work in their office. …

  • The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

    The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

    October 18, 2017

    INT. TRAIN STATION – DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick…

  • Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History

    Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History

    October 17, 2017

    Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed “the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history” there’s been a bit of a fuzz…

  • Meanwhile, After Practice…

    Meanwhile, After Practice…

    October 6, 2017

      INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I’m sure you…

  • Request Line: So Long, Tom

    Request Line: So Long, Tom

    October 2, 2017

    As you might have read by now, Tom Petty has died.  I’m not aware of any particular connection that Tom might have had to…

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