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Request Line: Divine Intervention
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The booth is empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN’S desk is vacant, with only a single banker’s box of random mementos…
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Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Quackening
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Hue Jackson Considers Hiring a Subordinate
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY — HUE JACKSON: Welcome! Thanks for coming in for this interview. BEN McADOO: [shakes hand] It’s a…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6
INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM – DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves…
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Snap Draft: “Fire and Fury” Audiobook Narrators
That’s right, folks, it’s January, and it’s time for me to start thinking about the same thing I always start thinking about as soon…
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Hail to the Chief
So I thought I’d put together a list of the NFL coaches that I thought best represented the forty-five U.S. Presidents. Here’s what I…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5
INT. DELTA HOUSE – NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. …
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 4
EXT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – DAY. The four newest members of Delta House make their way to the entrance of their new home. The…
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