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DFO Radio: Belle of the Ball
So apparently Kevin Smith (the filmmaker, not the former Lions running back) suffered a pretty serious heart attack on Sunday. He was brought to…
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Request Line: Belle of the Ball
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises…
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DFO Radio: Winter Wonderland
Like many Americans, I’m a bit obsessed with the implosion of our current White House administration. So much so that I have attempted to…
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Request Line: Winter Wonderland
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER, portraying a false sense of cheerfulness, flips switches and adjusts levels in preparation for the afternoon’s show. …
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DFO Radio: Divine Intervention
So when I was a little kid, I had very blond hair. Like, platinum blond. My brother and sister were the same. As we…
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Request Line: Divine Intervention
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The booth is empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN’S desk is vacant, with only a single banker’s box of random mementos…
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Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Quackening
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Hue Jackson Considers Hiring a Subordinate
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY — HUE JACKSON: Welcome! Thanks for coming in for this interview. BEN McADOO: [shakes hand] It’s a…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6
INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM – DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves…