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DFO Radio: Cities
First: an annoucement. The third annual “Atwater March” pub crawl will be taking place in my neighborhood on March 24. We’ll be meeting at…
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Request Line: Cities
I’m pressed for time, so there will sadly be no introductory sketch for Request Line this week. Last week’s theme was “Makin’ Movies”…
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Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I’d be capable of running the forty yard dash in less…
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DFO Radio: Makin’ Movies
Welcome to yet another edition of DFO Radio. Last week, Hollywood insiders with a passing interest in sports waited with bated breath to find…
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Request Line: Makin’ Movies
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are deep in conversation with an NFL tight end. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …and I’ll…
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DFO Radio: Belle of the Ball
So apparently Kevin Smith (the filmmaker, not the former Lions running back) suffered a pretty serious heart attack on Sunday. He was brought to…
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Request Line: Belle of the Ball
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises…
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DFO Radio: Winter Wonderland
Like many Americans, I’m a bit obsessed with the implosion of our current White House administration. So much so that I have attempted to…
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Request Line: Winter Wonderland
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER, portraying a false sense of cheerfulness, flips switches and adjusts levels in preparation for the afternoon’s show. …
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DFO Radio: Divine Intervention
So when I was a little kid, I had very blond hair. Like, platinum blond. My brother and sister were the same. As we…