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Drew Brees Gets Involved
INT. SAINTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY A young black man is the only occupant of a top-notch weight room. We follow him through his…
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DFO Radio: Too Many Cooks
I’m posting this video to remind myself that the NFL, in its finest moments, is infinitely more exciting than the judicial system. That said,…
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Request Line: Too Many Cooks
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the PRODUCER, who…
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DFO Radio: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
INT. LAKE TAHOE HOTEL – LATE NIGHT. A hulking young man walks with a young woman down a hotel hallway. THE BEN: …FIVE FOOT…
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Request Line: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is speaking on the phone. He appears to be the only one in the room, but the…
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DFO Radio: On The Clock
Last week the theme for Request Line was “On the Clock”. My original conception for the session was songs about being under pressure to…
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Request Line: On The Clock
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY ROGER GOODELL: …and so I handed him a six-game suspension! Ha ha ha ha! Isn’t that hilarious? PRODUCER: [appearing…
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DFO Radio: Support System
My review of the Wyndham Microtel in Ceres, California. I did not expect to find four-star accommodation in this “suburb” of Modesto, which appears…
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Request Line: Support System
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A harried-looking producer negotiates with two young men. PRODUCER: …it’s not that I don’t appreciate both of you turning…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 7
INT. ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE – DAY DOUG MARTIN meekly pushes open the door and slinks inside. The woman behind the desk gives him a…