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DFO Radio: Better Living Through Chemistry
Last week’s theme for Request Line was “chemistry”. It took a little while for the Commentists’ reaction to gain steam, but once it did,…
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Request Line: Better Living Through Chemistry
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The PRODUCER and DJ3000 are standing outside the recording booth. DJ3000: SO THIS IS REALLY IT? PRODUCER: This is…
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DFO Radio: Cats and Dogs
Last week Jay Cutler and Swagger treated us to a Request Line featuring all things feline and canine. Completely unrelated to that, over the…
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Request Line: Cats and Dogs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they’re going to…
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DFO Radio: Things You Maybe Heard Right
Last week BrettFavresColonoscopy stepped in and took over the airwaves with a topic of “misunderstood lyrics”. I’m happy that you folks delivered him a…
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Drew Brees Gets Involved
INT. SAINTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY A young black man is the only occupant of a top-notch weight room. We follow him through his…
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DFO Radio: Too Many Cooks
I’m posting this video to remind myself that the NFL, in its finest moments, is infinitely more exciting than the judicial system. That said,…
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Request Line: Too Many Cooks
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the PRODUCER, who…
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DFO Radio: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
INT. LAKE TAHOE HOTEL – LATE NIGHT. A hulking young man walks with a young woman down a hotel hallway. THE BEN: …FIVE FOOT…
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Request Line: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is speaking on the phone. He appears to be the only one in the room, but the…