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DFO Radio: Stop Talking
I can’t begin to express how irritated I am with Houston for choking away their chance to give us a finals matchup we haven’t…
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Request Line: Stop Talking
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside the studio. The PRODUCER sits outside, looking vexed. PRODUCER: I honestly don’t know what…
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Hunter Henry Displeases BOLTMAN
Third year tight end Hunter Henry was struck down with an ACL injury on Tuesday, likely sidelining him for the entire 2018 season. BOLTMAN…
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DFO Radio: Keeping It Clean and Family Business
I hope you’re ready for a DOUBLE SHOT of DFO Radio. Thanks to Low Commander ably taking over the station for the week, Request…
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Request Line: Family Business
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY …we join our show currently in progress. It is a happy scene, and there is much merriment… SHAQUEM: …and…
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DFO Radio: Better Living Through Chemistry
Last week’s theme for Request Line was “chemistry”. It took a little while for the Commentists’ reaction to gain steam, but once it did,…
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Request Line: Better Living Through Chemistry
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The PRODUCER and DJ3000 are standing outside the recording booth. DJ3000: SO THIS IS REALLY IT? PRODUCER: This is…
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DFO Radio: Cats and Dogs
Last week Jay Cutler and Swagger treated us to a Request Line featuring all things feline and canine. Completely unrelated to that, over the…
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Request Line: Cats and Dogs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they’re going to…
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DFO Radio: Things You Maybe Heard Right
Last week BrettFavresColonoscopy stepped in and took over the airwaves with a topic of “misunderstood lyrics”. I’m happy that you folks delivered him a…