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[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young woman in a smart suit and horn-rimmed glasses is bustling around a control board on the exterior…
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[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging in an office filled with mid-century modern furniture and painted…
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DFO Radio: Get Th(rowback W)ee(k) Behind Me
Greetings! This week, we’re very excited to be celebrating our 2nd anniversary of online residence here at doorfliesopen.com. But people forget that we’ve actually…
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Meanwhile, in the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time…
INT. CLUTCH BAR – 11:43 PM, JULY 16, 2017 We open the scene inside a bar in Dallas, where numerous patrons of questionable character are…
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DFO Radio: He Said She Said
Good day, fine people! My weekend was marked by getting up early both mornings to watch some of the least compelling tennis you’ll ever…
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Your Saturday Morning Strawberries Open Thread
Good morning! If you woke up early today to catch the women’s final at Wimbledon I hope you didn’t spend too much time blinking…
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DFO Radio: He Said She Said
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s…
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DFO Radio: Some Like It Hot
INT. TRUMP TOWER – DAY. Boxed-in video footage of a conference room. Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused…
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Request Line: Some Like it HOT
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee. An athletic young man is…
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Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread
Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That’s not where I am right now – it’s where I’ll be when this open thread posts. The forecast…