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DFO Radio: He Said She Said
Good day, fine people! My weekend was marked by getting up early both mornings to watch some of the least compelling tennis you’ll ever…
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Your Saturday Morning Strawberries Open Thread
Good morning! If you woke up early today to catch the women’s final at Wimbledon I hope you didn’t spend too much time blinking…
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DFO Radio: He Said She Said
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s…
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DFO Radio: Some Like It Hot
INT. TRUMP TOWER – DAY. Boxed-in video footage of a conference room. Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused…
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Request Line: Some Like it HOT
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee. An athletic young man is…
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Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread
Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That’s not where I am right now – it’s where I’ll be when this open thread posts. The forecast…
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DFO Radio: Hard Carr-ency
INT. SANTA ANA APARTMENT COMPLEX – DAY. A pair of sun-weathered middle-aged men are napping on separate couches. The room looks like an abandoned…
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Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy. The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching…
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The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon
All Josh’s friends knew about Marie-Jane; they all knew about the bong with the oversized glass carb. But no one knew about the salvia.…
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DFO Radio: A Greening to Remember
Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough – I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat…
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