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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Your “Goodnight, Sweet Prince” Monday Evening Open Thread
I just want to thank everyone who covered for me this weekend. Thanks for the brief vacation from the #content mines. NFL News: Disgusted…
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DFO Radio: Yo Soy Requesta
As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone’s favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record.…
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Filling in the Cracks
As this site is picking up steam, it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those…