A remarkably condensed FITBAW day, what with no Euro-fixture, plus a non-mandatory puppy abortion SNF that I will not even mention in passing (I turned the TV off after the 4p window). It was "backs against the wall" for the 1-5, still-Lamar!-less Ratbirds. This week, they stood firm and pushed away
Author: King Hippo
25 Oct 2025 JV Footy Nighttime
I have no lead in for y'all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger trying to extend its wrong-direction-clean-sheet streak to three. How long has THAT been since someone did that, at the D-1A level? I sure as fuck don't remember. Bonfire Cult
Another Sabado MOAR Football
Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon, Fox) Suddenly, the DSF-free Bruins are the hottest team in the land. Except, uh, the loaded freight train headed their way today. Johnny Reb (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (Noon,
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2025 Season
18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
The people demand MOAR, and here is what y'all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has to be ALL OVER this shitfest. It will trly be an offense against God and Man. Tennessee (+7.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC) Derby Nite! Intersectional/border state hatred often
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2025 Season
Volume does not always translate into quality. This is the lesson of Week 6. The Shield's latest war crime against the people of England? Donks and Jest. Denver played as if it was hungover, outside of the always-formidable defensive front seven (NINE sacks). Jest made two FGs before they managed their initial
