It's the Monday after the regular season closes- traditionally the day that the NFL Villagers lead a group of trussed-up coaches to the mouth of the volcano and sacrifice them to Has'Lam, God of Doing Something for the Sake of Doing Something. This year continues the trend of Relatively Boring Bloodletting.
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You're wrong. Whichever way you answered, you're wrong. Cleveland is a Limited Heisenberg Uncertainty Team: at any given time, you can know where they are, but you can't know where they are going.
America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel? Yeah, a bit. Is this clip of a scared 13 year old girl losing her way in the song during an NBA Playoff game, only to have NBA Hall of
What We Drank Last Night: Finding Your Feet
Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Your “You Can’t Say That On Television” Thursday Evening Open Thread
A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author's Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year's All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that well a second year in a row. Try to contain your disappointment.] So here it is. It's finally happening. Like Christmas morning, high school graduation and losing
The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence is a filthy lie, except for "Cleveland," "Ohio" and "City." And frankly, "city" is being generous. I would have gone with "penal colony," except that usually requires