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It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding): Tuesday Open Thread
So here we are: mid-December, and it’s All Coming Down To This. No more bye weeks. Precious little time for injured players to come…
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FATHER, I CRAVE VIOLENCE!…Tuesday Open Thread
As long time readers of my barely-intelligible howlings will know, I generally have no love, patience or pity for “revenue generating sports” at the…
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An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot: 2023 Buffalo Bills at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” HOW’S…
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….. Tuesday Open Thread
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed…
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FISH SPA! Tuesday Open Thread
Hi kids! Back from DFOCon 2023, and boy is my liver tired. We laughed, we cried, we watched one of our own basically have…
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The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)
INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out…
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“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don’t have the draft position for…
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URSA MAXIMA!…Tuesday Open Thread
So as usual, political news is a mixed bag. For example, the extremely-short-term Spending Bill that passed Saturday night to keep parts of the…
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TayTay Tuesday…Tuesday Open Thread
Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Taylor Swift Fever has swept the NFL, as Pennsylvania’s Sweetheart gave creedence to rumors that she and Master of the…