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FISH SPA! Tuesday Open Thread
Hi kids! Back from DFOCon 2023, and boy is my liver tired. We laughed, we cried, we watched one of our own basically have…
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The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)
INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out…
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“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don’t have the draft position for…
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URSA MAXIMA!…Tuesday Open Thread
So as usual, political news is a mixed bag. For example, the extremely-short-term Spending Bill that passed Saturday night to keep parts of the…
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TayTay Tuesday…Tuesday Open Thread
Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Taylor Swift Fever has swept the NFL, as Pennsylvania’s Sweetheart gave creedence to rumors that she and Master of the…
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Bring Me Cop Speed …Tuesday Open Thread
Chris Johnson isn’t dead or anything. I just always loved Cop Speed as a nickname. Like, yes, it’s genesis was racist, but you gotta…
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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…