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Bring Me Cop Speed …Tuesday Open Thread
Chris Johnson isn’t dead or anything. I just always loved Cop Speed as a nickname. Like, yes, it’s genesis was racist, but you gotta…
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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…
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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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THUD…Tuesday Open Thread
REMINDER: This year, we’ve chosen to open up Team Previews for audience participation. We’ve had several brave volunteers, but the following are still available:…
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The Call Goes Out…Tuesday Open Thread
REJOICE! FOOTBALL IS UPON US! FOOTBALL IS NIGH! Preseason football is staring us in the face, and for all its ugliness, it’s good to…
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In the Grim Darkness of the Right Now…Tuesday…Er, Monday Open Thread
So obviously this is not the Weekly Warhammer Woundup, and for that I am sorry. Thanks to ArmedandHammered’s tireless efforts to edumacate us, however,…
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Long Time Gone…Tuesday Open Thread
TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it’s only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some…
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We Are All Made of Stars…Tuesday Open Thread
It’s the MLB All-Star Game! Huzzah, hurray, etc. I discussed my view of the ASG at length last year, and I find my opinions…