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Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Fanfare For The Common Cold…Tuesday Open Thread
Summer colds: what if you were sweating your tits off AND couldn’t breathe? As you might imagine, coherent thought is even more elusive than…
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Slogging Toward Ecstacy…Tuesday Open Thread
I love A Knight’s Tale. It is a near-perfect Flick. Funny. Great soundtrack. All-Star cast (Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, and…
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War…War Never Changes… Tuesday Open Thread
So here we are. 8 years and 199 blog posts older. Two kids, four jobs and two houses ago. First, So I Married an…
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Poink! Tuesday Open Thread
I killed a man today. I didn’t mean to. Well, that’s not quite accurate. I meant to do him grievous bodily harm; to paraphrase…
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Shtupping the Light Fantastic! Tuesday Open Thread
Ever get so mentally exhausted that you have to make a conscious effort to blink? And then after a while, that feels like too…
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Monkey! Tuesday Open Thread
What is up, party persons? Reverend Mayhem here for Budweiser beer. When I sit down in my recliner after a long day at work,…
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Boozles! Tuesday Open Thread
Well shit. We’ve hit The Doldrums of summer sports early this year. We are in extremis, and our only choice is to eat the…
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Afterglow or Aftermath? Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, sir and/or madam. I’m sorry to interrupt you on such a beautiful Spring night, but have you heard the Good News of…
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ABSOLUTE SCENES! Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, you beautiful reprobates! It is I, your beloved spiritual-leader-cum-figurehead-for-social-control! It’s almost draft time, and when you open any sports website or (god forbid)…
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Final Four for the Final Four: A Recursive Sunday Night Thread
Now pinch hitting…for DonT… Reverend Mayhem. Mayhem. Hi kids! Long time no bore-you-with-overly-twee-prose! It’s perhaps the best time of the sporting year (Non-Football Division)…