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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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THUD…Tuesday Open Thread
REMINDER: This year, we’ve chosen to open up Team Previews for audience participation. We’ve had several brave volunteers, but the following are still available:…
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The Call Goes Out…Tuesday Open Thread
REJOICE! FOOTBALL IS UPON US! FOOTBALL IS NIGH! Preseason football is staring us in the face, and for all its ugliness, it’s good to…
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In the Grim Darkness of the Right Now…Tuesday…Er, Monday Open Thread
So obviously this is not the Weekly Warhammer Woundup, and for that I am sorry. Thanks to ArmedandHammered’s tireless efforts to edumacate us, however,…
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Long Time Gone…Tuesday Open Thread
TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it’s only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some…
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We Are All Made of Stars…Tuesday Open Thread
It’s the MLB All-Star Game! Huzzah, hurray, etc. I discussed my view of the ASG at length last year, and I find my opinions…
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Fanfare For The Common Cold…Tuesday Open Thread
Summer colds: what if you were sweating your tits off AND couldn’t breathe? As you might imagine, coherent thought is even more elusive than…
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Slogging Toward Ecstacy…Tuesday Open Thread
I love A Knight’s Tale. It is a near-perfect Flick. Funny. Great soundtrack. All-Star cast (Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, and…
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War…War Never Changes… Tuesday Open Thread
So here we are. 8 years and 199 blog posts older. Two kids, four jobs and two houses ago. First, So I Married an…
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Poink! Tuesday Open Thread
I killed a man today. I didn’t mean to. Well, that’s not quite accurate. I meant to do him grievous bodily harm; to paraphrase…