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Boozles! Tuesday Open Thread
Well shit. We’ve hit The Doldrums of summer sports early this year. We are in extremis, and our only choice is to eat the…
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Afterglow or Aftermath? Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, sir and/or madam. I’m sorry to interrupt you on such a beautiful Spring night, but have you heard the Good News of…
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ABSOLUTE SCENES! Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, you beautiful reprobates! It is I, your beloved spiritual-leader-cum-figurehead-for-social-control! It’s almost draft time, and when you open any sports website or (god forbid)…
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Final Four for the Final Four: A Recursive Sunday Night Thread
Now pinch hitting…for DonT… Reverend Mayhem. Mayhem. Hi kids! Long time no bore-you-with-overly-twee-prose! It’s perhaps the best time of the sporting year (Non-Football Division)…
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Medical Miracles and Plague Pits: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a wild NFL week, wasn’t it? I even had to learn some new HippoSpeak to process our beloved Thing He Sent…
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What We Drank Last Night: Someone Wet My Pants (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: M*A*S*H Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Casualties! That is the word of the day in the NFL. It’s Roster Cut-Down Day (Part II), and in an effort to trim their…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: The FBI Raided My Snack Drawer (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I’m hesitant to write this now (late Monday night) because by the time this posts, some Weird Shit will probably have happened and people…
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[Redacted] Them Dolphins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Seriously, screw those teal-wearing cockweasels (no offense to WakeZilla). Miami lost its 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round for violations of league policies…