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Medical Miracles and Plague Pits: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a wild NFL week, wasn’t it? I even had to learn some new HippoSpeak to process our beloved Thing He Sent…
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What We Drank Last Night: Someone Wet My Pants (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: M*A*S*H Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Casualties! That is the word of the day in the NFL. It’s Roster Cut-Down Day (Part II), and in an effort to trim their…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: The FBI Raided My Snack Drawer (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I’m hesitant to write this now (late Monday night) because by the time this posts, some Weird Shit will probably have happened and people…
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[Redacted] Them Dolphins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Seriously, screw those teal-wearing cockweasels (no offense to WakeZilla). Miami lost its 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round for violations of league policies…
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Wet Hot NFL Summer: Tuesday Night Open Thread
SEMI-SUBSTANTIVE FOOTBALL HAPPENINGS, PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The last NFL players are in training camp today, meaning that HOT CAMP ACTION that…
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The Devil Made Me Do It: Thursday Night Open Thread
Did you guys see the ESPYs last night? I mean, how wild was it when Dick Vitale kicked Steph Curry in the crotch for…
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Surely They Are Not *All* Stars? ASG Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, reprobates and scoundrels. As absolutely nothing of professional football consequence is going on right now, it’s time for our annual celebration of…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: NFL Meats Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Good Tuesday to you, reprobates! Hopefully the young week finds you in fine spirits, or at least drinking them. ACTUAL NFL NEWS! *The Chicago…