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The Triumph of Shame: Thursday Open Thred
I’d like to start by congratulating our British readers on their new Prime Minister: Much digital ink has been spilled in relation to…
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God Shed His Grace On Thee: July 4 Open Thread
The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Hail Squishface (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Sorry I apologize for depriving you of my authorial brilliance last week. We were busy having a baby. Sister Squishface Mayhem was born last…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Stagflationary Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So it’s almost Father’s Day. Coincidentally, I am jumping every time my wife moves her hand to her belly because she is in The…
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They Shoot Penguins, Don’t They?: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. Things are heating up across the world of sporting, and I couldn’t be happier if they also managed to…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Know When To Fold’em Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s a new week, kids! And due to Memorial Day, our US brethren and sister-en really are just starting a new week. I always…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Bad Attitude Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Hey kids! It’s another rip-roaring Tuesday night! Somewhere out there, young couples are falling in love, heroes and villains vie for control of the…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Writers’ Block Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So…how ’bout them…uh…playoffs? I love it when that team does the sport that they play… Listen, the creative well (none too deep to begin…
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…And a Low-Grade Beaver Tranquilizer: Tuesday Open Thread
So now it’s 4 a.m. and we’re all starting to get restless. The immediate afterglow of the Draft has faded, but the harsh light…
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Draftsmas Eve Eve! Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost here! It’s almost here! The most wonderful time of the year- Draftsmas Eve! The night where every fan can go to sleep…
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