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Rum, Simile and the Lash: The FBI Raided My Snack Drawer (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I’m hesitant to write this now (late Monday night) because by the time this posts, some Weird Shit will probably have happened and people…
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[Redacted] Them Dolphins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Seriously, screw those teal-wearing cockweasels (no offense to WakeZilla). Miami lost its 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round for violations of league policies…
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Wet Hot NFL Summer: Tuesday Night Open Thread
SEMI-SUBSTANTIVE FOOTBALL HAPPENINGS, PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The last NFL players are in training camp today, meaning that HOT CAMP ACTION that…
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The Devil Made Me Do It: Thursday Night Open Thread
Did you guys see the ESPYs last night? I mean, how wild was it when Dick Vitale kicked Steph Curry in the crotch for…
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Surely They Are Not *All* Stars? ASG Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, reprobates and scoundrels. As absolutely nothing of professional football consequence is going on right now, it’s time for our annual celebration of…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: NFL Meats Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Good Tuesday to you, reprobates! Hopefully the young week finds you in fine spirits, or at least drinking them. ACTUAL NFL NEWS! *The Chicago…
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The Triumph of Shame: Thursday Open Thred
I’d like to start by congratulating our British readers on their new Prime Minister: Much digital ink has been spilled in relation to…
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God Shed His Grace On Thee: July 4 Open Thread
The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Hail Squishface (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Sorry I apologize for depriving you of my authorial brilliance last week. We were busy having a baby. Sister Squishface Mayhem was born last…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Stagflationary Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So it’s almost Father’s Day. Coincidentally, I am jumping every time my wife moves her hand to her belly because she is in The…