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They Shoot Penguins, Don’t They?: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. Things are heating up across the world of sporting, and I couldn’t be happier if they also managed to…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Know When To Fold’em Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s a new week, kids! And due to Memorial Day, our US brethren and sister-en really are just starting a new week. I always…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Bad Attitude Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Hey kids! It’s another rip-roaring Tuesday night! Somewhere out there, young couples are falling in love, heroes and villains vie for control of the…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Writers’ Block Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So…how ’bout them…uh…playoffs? I love it when that team does the sport that they play… Listen, the creative well (none too deep to begin…
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…And a Low-Grade Beaver Tranquilizer: Tuesday Open Thread
So now it’s 4 a.m. and we’re all starting to get restless. The immediate afterglow of the Draft has faded, but the harsh light…
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Draftsmas Eve Eve! Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost here! It’s almost here! The most wonderful time of the year- Draftsmas Eve! The night where every fan can go to sleep…
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It’s Alright Ma, I’m Only Glowing: Tuesday Open Thread
Kids, it’s all gone. Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I’ve got nothing. I’ve quoted it before,…
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Hold The Phone! Tuesday Open Thread
Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That’s right. To Uncle Mayhem’s Clubhouse. I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up…
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In Defense of Intelligemence: A Polemical Discourse on Self-Mediocritization (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Hi kids. I apologize for the even-more-aggressive-than-usual tone of tonight’s Open Thread, but I have Grievances. The readers, commenters and authors (be all of…
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Shocked. SHOCKED! Tuesday Open Thread
The people who guard the rainbow don’t like those who get in the way of the sun. -Terry Pratchett, Going Postal Let’s jump right…