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Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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It’s Alright Ma, I’m Only Glowing: Tuesday Open Thread
Kids, it’s all gone. Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I’ve got nothing. I’ve quoted it before,…
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Hold The Phone! Tuesday Open Thread
Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That’s right. To Uncle Mayhem’s Clubhouse. I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up…
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In Defense of Intelligemence: A Polemical Discourse on Self-Mediocritization (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Hi kids. I apologize for the even-more-aggressive-than-usual tone of tonight’s Open Thread, but I have Grievances. The readers, commenters and authors (be all of…
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Shocked. SHOCKED! Tuesday Open Thread
The people who guard the rainbow don’t like those who get in the way of the sun. -Terry Pratchett, Going Postal Let’s jump right…
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I’m a Leaf on the Wind: Tuesday Open Thread
Hello friends. I apologize that I’m not making even the faint gesture toward humor that I normally do. It’s a heavy goddamned week. I…
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Kicking Cousins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh thank God. I thought that interminable NFL season would never finish. Did it have amazingly high levels of play? Yes. Did it have…
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…Well Let’s Play Chess: Thursday Open Thread
This week’s title comes from the classic Blazing Saddles answer to the question paraphrased as “So what should we do now?” Yes, we are…
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DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!
First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…
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Requiem for a HARFHARFHARFyweight: Thursday Open Thread
So technically the biggest “news” of the day isn’t really news at all, with Ben Roethlisberger making the formal announcement of his long-expected retirement.…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread
So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute…