Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hey kids!  It’s another rip-roaring Tuesday night!  Somewhere out there, young couples are falling in love, heroes and villains vie for control of the…

So now it’s 4 a.m. and we’re all starting to get restless. The immediate afterglow of the Draft has faded, but the harsh light…

It’s almost here! It’s almost here! The most wonderful time of the year- Draftsmas Eve! The night where every fan can go to sleep…

Kids, it’s all gone.  Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I’ve got nothing. I’ve quoted it before,…

Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That’s right. To Uncle Mayhem’s Clubhouse.   I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up…

Hi kids.  I apologize for the even-more-aggressive-than-usual tone of tonight’s Open Thread, but I have Grievances. The readers, commenters and authors (be all of…

The people who guard the rainbow don’t like those who get in the way of the sun. -Terry Pratchett, Going Postal Let’s jump right…

Hello friends.  I apologize that I’m not making even the faint gesture toward humor that I normally do.  It’s a heavy goddamned week. I…