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…Well Let’s Play Chess: Thursday Open Thread
This week’s title comes from the classic Blazing Saddles answer to the question paraphrased as “So what should we do now?” Yes, we are…
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DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!
First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…
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Requiem for a HARFHARFHARFyweight: Thursday Open Thread
So technically the biggest “news” of the day isn’t really news at all, with Ben Roethlisberger making the formal announcement of his long-expected retirement.…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread
So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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FFS, It’s Tuesday Again?: Open Thread
Whelp, here we are: the long, slow march between New Years and Valentine’s Day. Nothing good happens here, save (hopefully) some good NFL Playoff…
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Wait, It’s Tuesday? Where Are The NFL Games? Open Thread
[EDITED: JOHN MADDEN IS DEAD AND A HAMSTER BIT A KID AT A MOVIE THEATER. NEWS ALWAYS BREAKS LATE] Jeebus on a whole wheat…
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Holy C*ckweasels, We Actually Have Football! Tuesday Open Thread
Well well well. Looks like another year of foul deeds and grotesque habits have slid under Santa’s radar, because we’ve gotten an early Christmas…
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Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. It’s another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead,…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…