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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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FFS, It’s Tuesday Again?: Open Thread
Whelp, here we are: the long, slow march between New Years and Valentine’s Day. Nothing good happens here, save (hopefully) some good NFL Playoff…
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Wait, It’s Tuesday? Where Are The NFL Games? Open Thread
[EDITED: JOHN MADDEN IS DEAD AND A HAMSTER BIT A KID AT A MOVIE THEATER. NEWS ALWAYS BREAKS LATE] Jeebus on a whole wheat…
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Holy C*ckweasels, We Actually Have Football! Tuesday Open Thread
Well well well. Looks like another year of foul deeds and grotesque habits have slid under Santa’s radar, because we’ve gotten an early Christmas…
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Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. It’s another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead,…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…
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State of the Shield Tuesday Open Thread
There’s jack-shit for NFL News today. However, I’ve always viewed Thanksgiving as the first time you can look at the majority of NFL teams…
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Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread
Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be…
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It’s…Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose after last week’s Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread
“Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I’ll check in on DoorFliesOpen…” BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn’t realize what you were walking into,…