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Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. It’s another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead,…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…
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State of the Shield Tuesday Open Thread
There’s jack-shit for NFL News today. However, I’ve always viewed Thanksgiving as the first time you can look at the majority of NFL teams…
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Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread
Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be…
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It’s…Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose after last week’s Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread
“Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I’ll check in on DoorFliesOpen…” BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn’t realize what you were walking into,…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…
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THIS GUY Memorial Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, that was…almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint…
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Wrath of Shad Khan Tuesday Open Thread
And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig’s…