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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…
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THIS GUY Memorial Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, that was…almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint…
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Wrath of Shad Khan Tuesday Open Thread
And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig’s…
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Drugs are Good, Mr. MacElroy! Drugs are Our Mates! Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam’s payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza. Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the…
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Monkey-Fighting Snakes!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to…
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Was It Good For You Too? Tuesday Open Thread
I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming.…
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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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Tantric Football Tuesday! Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice. If anything, it is soul-destroying–…
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Another Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of…