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Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
It’s another Mid August Tuesday, bitches! And yooooouuu know what that meeeeeeans: Fuck All. It means Nothing. Not “nothing” in terms of relative unimportance…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…
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Have You Heard the Good News of FDR: American Badass? Tuesday Open Thread
Hey, remember that big long screed I went on last week about how at least the Olympics were good to save us from the…
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Welcome Back…to THUNDERDOME! Your Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death…
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Nature Abhors a Vacuum: Tuesday Evening Open Thread Edition
Tuesdays suck. Summer Tuesdays suck more, because it stays light out FOREVER, making Wednesday seem all the more distant. But God forbid you do…
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Mock Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The XVII(a)(3)(C)(iii)
Good day to you, beautiful degenerates. Reverend Mayhem here, subbing in for the intrepid Horatio Cornblower. Grand Admiral Cornblower is currently on detached service…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…
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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
You know what I love about the post-January 20 news cycle? How comparatively banal it is. Yes, Smirkin’ Joe is signing executive orders left…
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Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem…