Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam’s payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza.  Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the…

Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to…

I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming.…

I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice.  If anything, it is soul-destroying–…

Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of…

It’s another Mid August Tuesday, bitches! And yooooouuu know what that meeeeeeans: Fuck All. It means Nothing. Not “nothing” in terms of relative unimportance…

Hey, remember that big long screed I went on last week about how at least the Olympics were good to save us from the…