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Nature Abhors a Vacuum: Tuesday Evening Open Thread Edition
Tuesdays suck. Summer Tuesdays suck more, because it stays light out FOREVER, making Wednesday seem all the more distant. But God forbid you do…
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Mock Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The XVII(a)(3)(C)(iii)
Good day to you, beautiful degenerates. Reverend Mayhem here, subbing in for the intrepid Horatio Cornblower. Grand Admiral Cornblower is currently on detached service…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…
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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
You know what I love about the post-January 20 news cycle? How comparatively banal it is. Yes, Smirkin’ Joe is signing executive orders left…
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Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem…
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MOAR BLOOD TO OIL THE GEARS!: Your College Football Championship/Charcoal-Gray Monday II Open Thread
Huh. Well that went a different direction than expected… I’m not surprised to be writing a followup Coaches Gettin’ ShitCanned post this week. In…
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Coaches in Peril!: Your Charcoal-Gray Monday Open Thread
It’s the Monday after the regular season closes- traditionally the day that the NFL Villagers lead a group of trussed-up coaches to the mouth…
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#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You’re wrong. …
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America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel?…