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Oh. Canada. Your Wednesday Evening/Canada Da(u)y Open Thread
Oh you poor bastiches, did you wander into the wrong dark alley of the Internet on the wrong day. That’s right, the Good Reverend…
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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Uninformed Oscar Previews and Miscellaneous Tuesday Open Thread
Stay strong, friends. The yawning chasm of the Off-Season is upon us, but we’re going to make it through this. Together. We have real…
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Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview
Welcome, everyone- it’s Hate Week 2020 at DFO! It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude…
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What We Drank Last Night: Cogito Ergo Sumbitch
Translation: I think, therefore I’m a Rotten Bastard Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great,…
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Regretsmas Eve Open Thread
“Over”? Did you say “over”? NOTHING is over until OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS decide it is! That’s right, friends, you have not yet escaped the…
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What We Drank Last Night: WILD CARD!
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…