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Your “You Can’t Say That On Television” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hopefully the banner image doesn’t get us blacklisted as porn by search engines in Canada. Beer Guy Rob is still off tonight, and in…
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A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Longtime readers know that I have gone on at interminable length regarding my semi-papal near-infallibility. I am almost never wrong, and it drives Dr.…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Oh. Canada. Your Wednesday Evening/Canada Da(u)y Open Thread
Oh you poor bastiches, did you wander into the wrong dark alley of the Internet on the wrong day. That’s right, the Good Reverend…
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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Uninformed Oscar Previews and Miscellaneous Tuesday Open Thread
Stay strong, friends. The yawning chasm of the Off-Season is upon us, but we’re going to make it through this. Together. We have real…
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Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…