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What We Drank Last Night: Finding Your Feet
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Hot Taek: The Detroit Lions are perhaps the most consistently DFO Team in the league. Why? Schadenfreude. They jettisoned Jim Caldwell for the sin…
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Your “You Can’t Say That On Television” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hopefully the banner image doesn’t get us blacklisted as porn by search engines in Canada. Beer Guy Rob is still off tonight, and in…
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A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Longtime readers know that I have gone on at interminable length regarding my semi-papal near-infallibility. I am almost never wrong, and it drives Dr.…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Oh. Canada. Your Wednesday Evening/Canada Da(u)y Open Thread
Oh you poor bastiches, did you wander into the wrong dark alley of the Internet on the wrong day. That’s right, the Good Reverend…
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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Uninformed Oscar Previews and Miscellaneous Tuesday Open Thread
Stay strong, friends. The yawning chasm of the Off-Season is upon us, but we’re going to make it through this. Together. We have real…
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